schemey

A hibee
A scumball fae Leith who'll steal yer trainers for a bag of scag!
Also see numpty, hibee and steamer

Hibee: Alright chief, have ya goat a couple ay quid so ah can buy some scag
Jambo: Fuck off ya wee schemey bampot

by Paul McGregor August 13, 2004

Schemer

Generally a 'rab or a smuggly-ass asian who is very skilled in the fields of math and science, especially calculus and physics. They get straight A's by studying 18 hours a day and having no social life. In addition, they like to play the piano or violin and love debate and computer games. They tend to move in groups with very smug facial expressions that arouse the feeling of hatred or disgust from someone who passes by.

I don't trust those dirty-ass schemers

by Big Snigger August 5, 2006

weiner schemer

a promiscuous young woman who plots and tries to prey upon just about any attractive and respectable boy in high school. They can corrupt even the best of these boys. Typically literally. By giving them herpes.

Respectable Boy 1: What'd you wanna do after the football game tonight? I was thinking about hitting up the library real quick. Then we can get some grub at Whataburger!

Respectable Boy 2: I want to. But Bella's been trying to get with me for weeks. I don't know much longer I can avoid her.

Respectable Boy 1: Please. For the love of your reputation and your immune system don't get with that weiner schemer. Girls like that have no sense of morality and feel most comfortable with a dick in their hands. You could get HIV and then you could die. I don't want you to go out like that.

by elalmighty March 15, 2019

Schemer

any person, specifically all women, who hatch diabolical schemes in order to advance their personal interest, aka "get" and "play games" with multiple men. Men, all women are schemers!!! You will get a boner, and she will deflate it with her evil strategic designs. BITCH!!! In other words she will deflate your boner into a flaccid disarray of broken dreams

That bitch is such a schemer, I was hooking up with her all weekend, and now she is fellating another dude. Fuck my life, Scheming whore!!!

Thanks to the scheming whore, I would go gay if that dick wasn't so disgusting

by ChadBroChill#1 May 4, 2009

Schemer

Someone who cleverly tries to seduce women in hopes of getting lucky.

Dude! Watch out that schemer Greg over there is scheming on some babes.

by The Punn Wrangler May 11, 2010

schemer

A person who is trying to holla at someone

*Guy is flirting with a girl*

"Ay yo DAWG, you's a schemer!"

by doooooookie May 9, 2005

Schemey

Like a miniature scheme, only cooler

Plural form: schemies

Ross: Dude, where’ve you been the past month?

Linda: Sorry I’ve been MIA, I’ve been planning a new schemey.

by Heckyeabuddy January 24, 2023