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Schizer Tech

Boring minimal techno or tech house that's absent of any melody, build, hook, or overall character, that electronic elitists consider avant-garde. Usually written or played by hipster douches.
"Wow, that Dj's pants are so tight it think he forgot to mix something into this basic loop."

"No this is his new release. It's called "Fixed Gear Beats" on V-Neck records. It's new age Schizer Tech."
by 5lo5h March 17, 2011
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heilige scheiße

Literally "holy shit" in German, most commonly used in an exclamatory manner.
Heilige Scheiße! Did you see that?
by johnnaryry December 14, 2009
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schnizen

I schnizened my pants.

You little schnizen, don't watch that kiddie show!

That song is the schnizen.
by RPG Fangirl April 2, 2010
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Schweizer

a Schweizer is German for "a person from Switzerland" - (not from Sweden) Switzerland is a country in the middle of europe next to Germany, France, Italy, Liechtenstein an Austria (and NOT Australia).

A dialog with Guys from America or other countries is mostly this:
A: I'm swiss
B: Oh, You're from Sweden!
A: No, I'm from Switzerland, that's in the center of europe, next to Germany, France, Italy and Austria.
B: What?!? Switzerland is next to Australia?
A: éh... okay. Yes. *rolleyes*

Okay. I hope some people are more clever. But that's classic. Okay, and a little overdone. But...
Ich bin Schweizer
(I'm suisse.)
by hpsk April 27, 2010
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Heilige Scheiße!

"Holy shit!" in German. Sometimes used in English instead of holy shit.
by Scheißemann February 4, 2009
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ein Stück Scheiße

by SchwarzeLeute July 26, 2022
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schized out

Derived from the word schizo, is mostly related to either paranoia, or having done too many drugs that cannot be handled.

Can also be used when someone is acting irrationally.
1.When I drank some liquor out of my parents cabinet, I got schized out, that they would find some missing.

2. I smoked so much of that heady shit that I got schized out and thought everyone was looking at me... at all the times.

3. One day Jo was all lovey dovey with me, then the next day he schized out and said I was a crazy bitch... yeah I'M the one who's crazy.
by Ima Fox April 28, 2012
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