sleep schedule

Something many teenagers do not have; or are very messed up. Often aquired during adulthood when you actually need to get up and do things and not just scroll through twitter at 3 am

" mia had no sleep schedule during the school year due to homework and sports"

"my sleep schedule is completely nonexistent"

by Mdiddlediddle March 17, 2017

Scheißeposter

Synonymous for "Shitposter" in german.

I like posting shitpost on reddit, i'm a Scheißeposter

by Kayro098 February 9, 2022

Bus-scheduled

The morning after sex you provide your partner with nothing more than a bus schedule to get home.

I totally bus-scheduled this chick last night. I slept with her, and in the morning sent her on her way with a print out of the bus schedule.

by Holden Iroquois August 10, 2008

Scheiße auf Streatham Rovers

Someone who likes to be crapped on for sexual pleasure. Phrase emerged in underground coprophilic subculture in Germany where the football shirts of a small team in England were worn to signify an individual's desire to receive.

That guy is pretty kinky, he's Scheiße auf Streatham Rovers if you know what I mean.

by wetbadger89 April 6, 2021

scheddy

You know.... short for schedule.

"Hey man, what's yer scheddy lookin like this weekend?"

"Wiiiiiiiiiiiiide open..."

"Schweeeeeet"

by Pappyrhino November 5, 2012

heilige scheiße

Literally "holy shit" in German, most commonly used in an exclamatory manner.

Heilige Scheiße! Did you see that?

by johnnaryry December 14, 2009

Schaivoed

The point at which you become so high and/or drunk, that you are no longer able to stand or sit. A schaivoed individual will enter a vegetative state, and will lay down on the nearest horizontal surface, most often the floor.

Dude, I smoked a whole bowl of the crippy at Jim's party and got schaivoed. I woke up the next morning in a dress.

by Deadly Pancake January 9, 2009