Von Scheer

A word to describe when someone's nipples stick out outrageously.

Friend 1: Man, its cold In here. I'm gonna get a Von Scheer.

Friend 2: Look again...

Friend 1: Oh, shit!

by Scrotti October 31, 2011

Schmeerios

noun: A cheaper and low-quality grade variant of the popular Cheerios brand. While still a toasted oat based cereal, Schmeerios are an inferior brand akin to a "white-label brand".

Tall your cheap-ass mom to stop buyin' these shitty Schmeerios and start buying the real stuff!

by beancrock July 15, 2019

Schmeer

To "schmeer" yourself means to kill yourself

girl: mommy when i grow up i want to be a supermodel and eat pancakes all day!
mom: if that happens ill Schmeer myself

by chosen-one February 18, 2008

Scheer-ing

Saying one thing behind closed doors and then telling Canadians the opposite.

He told Canadians he wouldn’t restrict abortion access. Classic Scheer-ing.

by Canadianwoman August 29, 2019

scheering

Saying one thing behind closed doors, but the complete opposite in public.

He got scheering about the abortion issue again.

by McGarric September 10, 2019

schweer

A delightful experience consisting of a shower and beer. To perform a schweer one must simply grab a beer and hop in the shower. Drinking the beer while in the shower is know as the beautiful phenomenon that is a Schweer.

I cannot help you eat right now, I’m having a Schweer.

by Schweermaster January 18, 2021

Schmeer

Fucking stupendous “speed, crank, crystal” blessed by the noble Satan himself

Gee a gram of schmeer, get on the schmeer mate

by Lunarids February 1, 2021