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Slippery Salamander

When your have sex with your wife/girlfriend in the shower you push her up against the wall and lift one leg up and insert your penis as fast as possible and watch her climb the wall
Guy 1: Dude last night and Martha had sex last night.

Guy 2: Bro that’s nothing compared to the slippery salamander I pulled on Cathrine.
by Bendove123457654321 January 9, 2020
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Salamantaloupe

Wow man, imagine if a salamander and a cantaloupe were mixed!??? It’d be a Salamantaloupe!
by jennaltracey April 22, 2019
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Salamanca New York

Salamanca New York - a city in NY state ,
If you keep going south of here you'll end
Up in the state Pennsylvania (Bradford),

if you keep
Going north of here you'll end up in the

South towns such as Blasdell,Hamburg ,
Orchard park, west & east Seneca ,south buffalo ,lackawanna.

35 miles East of Jamestown NY,

22 miles West of Olean NY.

It's well-known for railroads , museums, stores, parks, and restaurants and some concerts play here .
Salamanca New York was named after José de Salamanca a Spanish nobleman and cabinet minister of the mid-19th century.

Salamanca is a town in Cattaraugus County, New York, United States. The name is from a major Spanish investor in a local railroad, José de Salamanca y Mayol, Marquis of Salamanca. The town of Salamanca is in the south part of the county. The city of Salamanca is the only U.S. city that was built on land leased from an Indian reservation.
by Blu_leef January 24, 2023
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Salamanca Smile

The look an infant gives when pushing out a poo. The intense stare, red face and potential for slight dribble look remarkably similar to Hector Salamanca, the bell ringing drug lord from the AMC TV series, Breaking Bad.
Oh, look here! She's got a Salamanca Smile! Ring the bell little girl!
by mbd November 10, 2013
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shalaminga shalamanga

1) What asian females yell before orgasming

2) A phrase used to convey massive gratitude or a substitute for any word.

3) The art of peeling an apple by first twisting the stem, then using your pubes as razor blades for peeling. After peeling the apple, it is usually appropriate to give the apple to your grandma.

4) A fart that in essence creates a mini blackhole, sucking everything in and around it.

5) When out of you anus, a baby comes out, and so forth(thus creating a baby mosh pit) then the baby is slammed into a droor
Hakuna Matata, Ripping Dog's Buttholes, Snowflakes

"hey last night was a shalaminga shalananga!"

"please let me stick my shaliminga in your shalamanga"

instead of tomato tomato its shalaminga shalamanga

voiced-over asian movies
by gjhkfdkgijtdkudg.... thrice January 2, 2010
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Schlägmän

The german version of "deez". The poente is "Schlägmäni aia", which means "suck my balls", which is closely related to "suck deez nuts"
me: "You know Schlägmän?"
you: "no, whos Schlägmän?"
me: "Schlägmäni aia!"
by Schlägmän420 February 9, 2022
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Salamander Foreskin

An expression and/or word used when referring to something unpleasant.
So I was out at The Lodge on a Sunday night all jacking up on some skank. For some reason she wouldn't put out when I flexed my biceps through my Affliction shirt. It doesn't matter, she looked all salamander foreskin anyways with her rotted out hair, cracky teeth and tits smelling like Jewel's meat department.
by FILTH78 April 25, 2011
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