Skip to main content

the helvetica scenario

Derived from an experiment (carried out in Switzerland, aka Helvetica) where the nucleus of a calcium molecule in skin was removed, leaving a temporarily stable electron/proton shell, causing a mutation that made the skin grow over all the openings in the skin. The helvetica scenario is a nightmare scenario that occurrs when this technique of removing the calcium nucleus- called quantum superpositioning- is used irresponsibly to harm people.
Political advisors feared that the country would resort to biological weapons, causing something like the helvetica scenario to happen.
by m3770r December 4, 2012
mugGet the the helvetica scenario mug.

Alpha scenario

A situation or circumstance which is dictated and/or enumerated by the presence of one or more alphas.
"Oi boys, let's not stay out too late tonight."

"Nah dude, tonight's going to be an alpha scenario."
by AlphaDemon February 17, 2018
mugGet the Alpha scenario mug.

scenariorizing

When talking with friends, obsessively going over the countless scenarios that may happen with the opposite sex. Most often done between girlfriends, especially when a new relationship has started.
Mandy and Angela had spent all night scenariorizing about what she should do if Jordan invites Mandy over to his place. After 2 hours of discussion, they decided that if Mandy goes over past midnight Jordan will assume she is slutty, so she should only accept if he calls before 9 PM and she should wear tight jeans and a cute tank top, which is kinda hot, but not too hot.
by Cherryblossom September 6, 2007
mugGet the scenariorizing mug.

Tae Scenario

A situation or condition that is highly unlikely and most likely impossible.

Catering for a Tae Scenario results in the recursive use of energy and resources. You are always close but not quite there. Conceptually, a Tae Scenario is similar to the Penrose Steps i.e impossible staircase.

Although the scenario originates from the thought processes of a great developer named Tae. Generating a Tae Scenario is not limited to developers and/or peopele named Tae.
Hey is was thinking do you think is should cater for the following?

What happens if someone enters their age on form and as they click save they became a year older. Do we ask them to fill in the form again? What if they become a year older but they have to be under a certain age? Do we show them the form again?
What if they become a year older but they have to a over a certain age? Do we show them the form again?
What if they become a year older and they selected the color blue? Do we show them the form again?

No, Bob, I think that is a bit of a Tae Scenario just let them save.
by Clade October 16, 2013
mugGet the Tae Scenario mug.

worst case scenario party

(n.) a party at which you drink only cases of the worst beer.
Guy 1- "Did you hit up Kendra's?"
Guy 2- "No way! All they had was a case of Natty Light, typical worst case scenario party."
by Da Sperminator April 26, 2011
mugGet the worst case scenario party mug.

Scenarioism

(ubiquinoun) A philosophy based on the scenario. Main ideas:

- Everything thing is a scenario, from having beers to your mates, to atoms bonding at a molecular level.
- Context is everything.
- The scenario complex: the word scenario encapsulates and can refer to everything, so in a way it means nothing; is redundant.
- Ubiquinoun; a noun that encapsulates all things.
- Evaluating the scenario: social bounds, moods and context.
- Scenario performance: working a room, diffusing the awkward scenario, etiquette.
- Sermonale: a scenario revolving around beers.
- Caesarianism: becoming the king of the scenario, feeling so powerful that you are akin to Julius Caesar.
- Language, Latin.

Recent development - the Beatles as the musical counterpart of the scenarioism philosophy, a song to fit any scenario.
I've been studying scenarioism for years, and still can't seem to find the secrets to optimal perormance in a scenario.
Scenarioism has shown me how to appreciate the intricate workings of the scenario.
by UbiquitousLatin September 24, 2019
mugGet the Scenarioism mug.

scenario 3

Scenario 3 is a Blow Job performed as last resort after your imagined or projected sequence of events, especially any of several detailed plans or possibilities have failed.
After going through Scenarios 1 and 2 and failing to close the sale, CJ resorted to Scenario 3 in order to seal the deal.
by Bango1 February 9, 2017
mugGet the scenario 3 mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email