Seraphobia

An irrational hate or fear towards Seraphine, a playable character in a moba game, made by "small indie game" developers: Riot Games.

While the criticism of Riots character design for the character is valid, victims of Seraphobia may experience augmentations of one's religion, constantly regarding to a totally real passage in the Quran, regarding another characters "E" ability.

While most Seraphobes only go as far as to enjoy relatively light hearted memes criticizing the champion, severe cases of Seraphobia may cuase real mysoganistic behavior and develop toxic masculinity.

Seraphobia Victim: "Please Allah, she lives in my head rent free, I can't take it anymore. I must run it down mid. Willham, please remind us of Jacques' E."

by A Seraphobe January 27, 2022

Shartaphobia

Not pushing out a fart in fear of pushing too hard and shitting in your pants

I was in class with a ton of gas but I have shartaphobia so I held it in and demolished the bathroom when I got out

by The shittiest shit April 7, 2009

Swagaphobia

To be afraid of the swag exhibited by another person.

"That bitch has swagaphobia"

by #swagaphobia October 11, 2011

Snagaphobia

extreme or irrational fear of sausages.

Mateo, “hey Greg! Are you coming to the barbecue tonight?”
Greg, “nah, I can’t! I have extreme snagaphobia!”

by Ewo_ October 19, 2022

Sharaphovia

The fear of screaming. Named after Maria Sharapova, whose success in tennis was due mainly to the off-setting effect of primal screams she emitted constantly during her matches. Rationalized to tennis officials as a release of the explosive energy required for hard serves and ground strokes, the main intention was to psyche and dominate her opponents by derailing their concentration using irritating aural noise. Constant exposure to this noise over long matches can be shown to leave an oily plaque on the eardrum and cause dizziness and a rattling sensation in the ears. Potential opponents of such screamers often suffer from Sharaphovia.

When will tennis officials finally ban the infantile tactics used by some players of screaming. How many women in the sport must be handicapped by the dreaded Sharaphovia.

by obracadabra November 21, 2012

Smartphobia

The extreme fear of being without a smartphone, even if just for a moment.

Jack realized he may suffer from smartphobia when he slipped while tweeting in the shower.
Jack's tweet:
"Organic body butter FTW! Gonna smell so nice today. #whynot #lookatmenow."

by JimmyCreature September 25, 2014

Saxaphobia

A fear of saxaphones but also can be used to describe a persons fear of french horns, trumpets, trombones ect. Though because of the name is most likely for a fear of saxophones.

Jordan: oh my good I’m so scared of saxophones

Charles: what saxaphobia
Jordan: yeah...

by WormRat420 December 30, 2020