SHAGMUFFIN

someone you lust over or find very attractive
someone sexy as hell !
someone with a FINE ASS
someone who enjoys crazy wild sex

1: dude, Kitty is a SHAGMUFFIN, she's GORGEOUS !!

2: WOW look at that SHAGMUFFIN

3:Chris-"man, that girl lat nigh was such such a SHAGMUFFIN we were all over the plaice !!"
pat-" haha nice!, i'd SHAG her MIFFIN! hahah"

by Patrick Sheehan February 24, 2008

slagamuffin

An older woman with dreadlocks who continues to attend festivals regularly, whoring herself out to younger men in a deluded attempt to cling tightly to her long-departed youth

"Shit! Is that woman kissing her son?!"

"Nah, she's just a proper slagamuffin. I think her son is stealing beer from that tent over there."

by Wictor Binzi September 26, 2012

Swagamuffin

When McKenzie Doesn’t know her left from right or literally after any sentence, Swagamuffin!

“Wait is this left or right” “that’s left” “SWAGAMUFFIN!”

by Dweber August 31, 2022

Sagamuffin

Noun
A person with saggy, lackluster, tits

"Wow, look at that sagamuffin. She should really try investing in a bra."

by Kaisea October 9, 2008

schmuffin

A Schmuffin is the name for Egg McMuffin type sandwiches. I think it is also the brand name for the Sheetz breakfast sandwich, but we use it to refer to all breakfast sandwiches contained on english muffins.

How many people are coming over for breakfast? I need an accurate Schmuffin count!

Good morning! Who's ready for a coffee and a Schmuffin?

by Norberto March 12, 2008

Swagmuffin

Someone with amazing and unorecedent amounts of swag

"Emily is such a Swagmuffin like wow"

by swagmuffin527 January 26, 2016

Smegmuffin

A semen flavoured savoury delight from my basement

Hey dude, toss me...over one of those smegmuffins

by Fyfe August 30, 2003