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scabbies

raw areas on the penis that turn into scabs, usually obtained by prolonged dry humping sessions or sloppy hand jobs. they are usually very painful until completely scabbed over.
I have three scabbies from your mom's sucky hand job!
by mikel stan April 26, 2009
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Scabbie

An itch of a friend that pisses you off by being drunk and repeats the same thing all night long.
Kevin "Scabbie" Lemieux
by Danturnal December 31, 2009
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Scabies

Perceived skin infestation that may present in lieu of the usual bugs that crawl under the skin of methamphetamine-addicted people.
"Dude, let's smoke some meth and jerk off."
"No way mister; I am sick of having scabies."
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Scabies Sanctuary

A piece of furniture or person that is infected with scabies.
“Dude, you gonna help me move up that couch we found out by the dumpster?”
“Nah, that looks like it’s a scabies sanctuary.”

Tara thought that sweet almost chair from the second hand store was a steal. Too bad for her, it was a scabies sanctuary.
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
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scabbies

an STD simialr to crabs but under/inside your skin instead of out side
zeke: dude i have scabbies, help me
Me: LOLCANO
by jizzle dizzle July 25, 2006
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Scabies

The Scabies, an '80's 'Wuss Rock' band founded by four brothers of indeterminate sexuality hailing from London's East End
I bought an old Scabies tape from the Record Mart bargain bin.
by Count Jackovsky October 22, 2003
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Couch Scabies

A non-harmful sexually transmitted disease obtained from having sex with your couch, in which things inside your couch become stuck to the end of a mans penis.
dude, my sofa gave me couch scabies
by JoJo hodges January 30, 2008
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