Sawdoctor

The act of consuming copious of amounts of Irish car bombs in such short a time which will result in severe intoxication and acts of carelessness. However, it does not end here. When Sawdoctoring, you then proceed to wander the streets of Boston on St. Patty's day weekend looking for the "House of Rules".While force-feeding random strangers PBR (and treating it as an exquisite beverage), you get kicked out immediately because your friend is a cunt. includes The second step of the Sawdoctor Process involves finding your cuntish friend and meandering back to your place of residence. The third and additional steps include throwing cracker jacks and rose petals everywhere. To complete the "Sawdoctor" one must be completely shitfaced and totally belligerent so they forget the previous 9 steps.

Phrases
-Being Sawdoctored
-The act of Sawdoctoring
-Go out and pull Ole' Sawdoctor

Ryan got so Sawdoctored last night he pissed on his friend Derek.
Tony is coming to campus, let's go get Sawdoctored!
Tomas has finally decided to pull the Ole' Sawdoctor with us tonight.
Where the fuck is Timmy? Oh yeah, he's Sawdoctoring with the ugly cougars.

by dshea3090 April 12, 2013

Sawda

Sawda is a gorgeous tall girl, with the body and face of a goddess. Sawda mayou seem cold and bitchy, but that's just and exterior because when she is down for you she is down for you. Never take sawda's friendship lightly cause not a lot of people get to hold that title, be real and honest with sawda. Sawda is one of the realist people you'll ever meet.

Boy 1: "Gosh did you see Sawda today that girl is so fine."
Boy 2: " I know right I think I can wifey that"

by Truth💫 June 7, 2018

Sawdah

Sawdah is an amazing human , with a great sarcastic personality. She can be cold though and can hold grudges for long periods of time so stay off her bad side. She is extremely confident on the outside but most of the time is dying inside and she has a great love for food . Occasional anger problems and gets annoyed easily though.

Sawdah is my friend

by Ummmmmmmmmmh March 6, 2020

sawdust smoothie

when you scratch the dry sweaty skin of your gooch into your friends face while he's sleeping, then you have a juicy fart wake him up

give him a sawdust smoothie when he goes to sleep, he's too drunk to even know.

by BTK ALL DAY May 25, 2011

Sawdust Woody

A "Sawdust Woody" is a slang term used to describe a false erection that appears visually idyllic but is actually soft and pliable when examined. It's a "counterfeit erection" that may occur due to various factors such as anxiety, medication side effects, or medical conditions.

*Becky to a friend* Wow, Elrond really ended up having a Sawdust Woody - very disappointing.

by ca$h AF April 16, 2023

sawdy

To be upset or mad about something

Man I was sawdy when I found out I got bad credit.

by k-slim April 2, 2005

sawdust effect

As a saw moves back and forth through a tree, so does the penis move through the anus spraying debris. See anal shavings.

Last night when my boyfriend performed anal sex on me, my asshole underwent extreme friction causing the dreaded sawdust effect leaving flung skin and fecal matter everywhere. Damn, what a mess.

by Allen Schmidt June 4, 2003