Scranton Sausage Grinder

Taking a dump in shower and pushing it through the drain screen with one's foot.

I couldn't make it to the shitter in time, so I decided a Scranton Sausage Grinder was my best bet.

by Midget buster January 18, 2012

Slide The Sausage

What you say to someone,when you want to give it to them sexually.

“Damn,that girl is so hot.”...”I want to slide the sausage to her.”

by jimd8498 April 30, 2019

sausage looks funny

That sausage looks funny, rather brown, sticky and stinky! I wonder what that weird guy did with it?

Geezzz, that sausage looks funny, l wonder why it was near the toilet?

by I, Wreckerrr December 2, 2020

Pulling a Sauvageau

When a person asks out another person before they get to know them. This person has never talked to nor has the other persons phone number. The person asking is usually percieved as a stalker. It is also an act of desperation. Pronounced Savage - Jo

Person 1: Dude, Im gonna ask out Lucy today.
Person 2: Do you have any classes with her?
Person 1: Nope.
Person 2: Do you have her phone number or have you ever talked to her?
Person1: Nope, but I know it will work out.
Person 2: Dude, don't rush in.....you're pulling a sauvageau.

by RedBalloons2010 April 25, 2010

Sausage punch

This is when you apply to much lube when masturbating resulting in loosing grip of your cock and having your fist close up and fly into your face unexpectedly

Bill: "hey tom what happened to your nose?" Tom: "I was rubbing one out in front of the computer last night and gave myself such a hard sausage punch I think I broke my fucking nose !!"

by Super jo jo and friends June 6, 2016

Sausage Sammy

YEAH CAN I GET THE S A U S A G E S A M M Y ?

Sausage Sammy

by PK_223 February 1, 2020

Sausage Egg McStuffin

Also see happy meal.

Whilst receiving deep-throat fellatio from a woman, one may stuff one's ballsack into the woman's mouth at the same time, the sheer volume of which causes her lips and cheeks to stretch wide open (as though she's making a big happy smile, hence it is sometimes referred to as a happy meal.)

Man, look at the mouf on that chick... I'll bet she'd love a nice Sausage Egg McStuffin for breakfast.

by al-stud December 26, 2009