sorceress

a female priest in the Episcopal or Lutheran church; a heretical violation of apostolic order

Bob: Hi, Nancy. How was church today?
Nancy: Oh, Bob, I won't go anymore now that there is a sorceress at the altar.

by Gwladys December 30, 2010

sorceress

A sorceress is beautiful, powerful woman who is also deceitful and full of trickery. Sometimes her sorcery is exhibited by clever camera angle to feign attractiveness, other times it displayed by having a wonton disregard for the male population's needs or feelings.

Franklin: She seemed like a catch, dude.
Bash: Yeah but when we left the dark bar I realized she was a total sorceress.

Man: You goddamn sorceress! You've tricked me! I'll never love again! Give me back my Steely Dan records! Sorceress!

by Alan Danson November 18, 2011

sauceless

When you haven't got the chat and not smoother than Philadelphia cheese on a bagel.

Boy: I got all shy and asked her for a kiss
Girl: You are sauceless

by love island gang February 2, 2020

Throat Sorceress

A female that has the capability of metaphorically and or literally sucking the soul out of you through your penis

Friend: Hey how did last night go with that girl?
Guy: Awesome, we went back to my place. Chick was a Throat Sorceress, I think I’m in love.

by Dave Chiconey February 26, 2021

Cups and Saucers

When you can see a women's erect nipples sitting on the areolas. The nipple is the cup and the areola is the saucer.

Judy was turned on and horny. Her nips were erect and her areolas were puffy. I wouldn't mind tweaking those cups and saucers.

by Lee Thargic October 16, 2020

suckeress

Expression for a female loser.
Girl or woman who gives oral sex.

That lady´s a suckeress.

by Julian Angel August 3, 2006

saucers

to have extremely large nipples

Wow man, that girl had some saucer titties

by rufe November 27, 2003