sasquache

What a married man calls a blowjob since you hear about blowjobs but as a married man you never see one.

Hey frankie, my wife kept telling me I was getting a sasquache for my birthday but I never saw one

by bingo mexi February 6, 2013

sasquach

a large hairy dick with hair so thick it makes dick color indistinqushable

That guy had the biggest sasquach ever... and im still getting hairs out of my mouth

by u shit fuck January 8, 2012

Sasquatched

When the company IT person reconfigures the server, changes all the passwords, then quits.

All the computers are down; We've been sasquatched!

by MPB October 3, 2003

Droid Sasquach

Aka Bigfoot. A robot aka a robot named "Droid" a hidden truth about the roswell crash where a top secret robot "aka" Droid. the robot claimed to habe come from another planet. This so called robot Droid was brought to area 51 for testing its actually point of origin. This robot called Droid escaped throu a narrow passage in area 51 that was so called a holding chamber for used oil drums. It is beleiced that this Droid knocked over many drums of oil while escaping and later and the speed of light ran throu a Nevada chicken farm and was covered in fethers . that's fused to its titanium Fram that was overheated whith oil by running at the speed of light and the feathers turned pitch. Black and melted onto its frame. The story of Bigfoot has really been the biggest area 51 cover up.

Droid sasquach isn't a animal its a robot bro.

by Jalopagan April 12, 2023

sasquatched

something that occurs suddenly that ruins someone's fun or happinness

your dad totally sasquatched the party!

by dreamtheatherpos April 15, 2009

sasquache

the act of jamming your big toe up the ass of another and then cram the shitified toe down the persons throught

by morgan October 24, 2003

Samsquamched

Adjective: Resulting symptoms of high level/ partial overdose of marijuana consumption.

"I am totally samsquamched."

by Joey Abercrombie October 16, 2011