jacob sartorious syndrome

When you are an older male, yet your voice is almost like puberty is deciding and you barely have eyebrows. Please take a moment of silence for those with JSS.

I think Brandon totally has Jacob Sartorious Syndrome. Just listen to him talk!

by ZREX May 31, 2016

jacob sartorious

an annoying scrawny kid that can’t sing and is a flop.

jacob sartorious is a flop

by troll238 July 25, 2019

Sartorians

The Sartorians are amazing people who stan the amazing Jacob Sartorius. They are super nice and never fail at defending their idol. They always have your back and are part of the strongest fandom. They have been through so much but never fail to stick together.

Person: Wow the Sartorians are so amazing!!

Othet person: I know right! They're pretty great.

by my.kingjs September 26, 2018

jacob sartorious

a little fuckboy that photoshops his eyebrows in his album cover

wow, that kids eyebrows are so jacob sartorious

by anonymous man 1738 May 12, 2016

Jacob Sartorious's

ruiner of the word “sweatshirt”

Jacob Sartorious's song is too cringe

by koopsilon July 17, 2018

Sartorians

Fans of Jacob Sartorius. The story gets fandom in the world.

Girl: I will forever be a sartorian!

Or

Person: Sartorians are the most amazing fandom

by queen.sartorius July 8, 2018

Saratosis

When you repeat a meaningless word over and over again and it finally starts making sense.

David was using the saratosis technique a lot yesterday in the debate.

by goofythesaratosian June 17, 2021