SARS

Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome. Screws up your lungs and kills old people. Most victims don't die. Started in China, not Japan, and most Americans form their own racist opinion about it and post it up in the urban dictionary.

Person 1: I've got SARS.
Person 2: Shame. Wanna go to the ballgame?

by Ian May 26, 2003

sars

A secret disease released by the Communist Chinese government in order to eliminate the damn population

by Word May 23, 2003

SARS

A slight ecidemic that was completely blown out of the proportion by the media and now the fear of traveling threatens to cripple the city of Toronto, even though it was never a big deal.

"Forget SARS, let's party in the T dot, there was never anything to worry about anyway."

by blank May 9, 2003

SARS

Scrub Ass Random Syndrome. I.E. Someone who is bad at videogames, mostly referred to in the gears of war series online multiplayer. People who you have never met, and they think they are good but they suck.

Jimmy: Oh my god. These guys are bad.
John: Yeah, they have a bad case of SARS.

by panthanator January 7, 2009

sars

Severe acute respiratory syndrome (SARS) is a respiratory illness that has recently been reported in Asia, North America, and Europe.

The disease has been thought to originate from cats. Proof once again the cats are probably from Mars. The similarity of SARS and Mars is only coincidental...so we think.

Every time you masturbate, a kitten dies. And they should, they brought the world SARS.

by Dr. Julie L. Gerberding May 23, 2003

SARS

Disease created by the chinese, when trying to create biological weapons that they couldn't contain. Media won't say that though.

The biochemical canister exploded, and all the chinese scientists got SARS.

by AvengerXP June 8, 2003

SARS

A group of deadly asian stalker girls that hot guys everywhere have to watch out for.

On a dark and gloomy day, I, a hot guy, spot a SARS stalking me!!

by JP4 October 25, 2006