Sarcasmaster

(Sar-kaz-master) One who is a master of sarcasm!

--I just got a French Vanilla coffee!
-Good for you! We should throw a party!
--Really?
-Fuck off, I'm a sarcasmaster!
--What's that mean?
-Look it up on UrbanDictionary.com, fat-ass!

by C-Rock113 January 7, 2009

sarcastometer

A meter of how sarcastic you are.

My sarcastometer tells me that ice is cold.

by FeistyPisces93 August 25, 2014

sarcasterious

The act of being so seriously sarcastic that you approach the point of ridiculosity.

Jackie: "OMG french toast sounds AMAZING!!!! I'm suffering from french toast deprivation!!!"

Aren: "Well, get some poor sap to make you some damn french toast then. . "

Jackie: "Psh, bichhh, I am woman!! I'll make my own damn french toast!"

Aren: "Damn lady calm down! You deserve to have breakfast made for you every once in a while."

Jackie: "hehe, i know you dummy. I was being super sarcasterious. Now make me some damn french toast! There's bread in the cupunit"

by Grendel09 February 25, 2015

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by ANONYMOUS Firefox January 11, 2021

sarcasmateer

A person who produces, handles, or is associated with the use of irony to mock or convey contempt.

I felt truly mocked by Fred's words. He was a real sarcasmateer.

by mouslordsoth January 16, 2021

sarcometer

sarcometer: A unit of measurement used to indicate sarcasm. (usually represented on the internet with keiki_ dots......)

Man invalidrecord pushed that joke way to far last night, It was a full five sarcometers!!

by invalidrecord July 6, 2009

sarcasterisk

The changing of a full stop to an asterisk to indicate that the preceding sentence was sarcastic.

"Dude the sarcasterisk is so great"

"Yes. I really think it'll catch on*"

by DDaly August 1, 2014