sagster

Someone, female or male, who has a depression (aka sag) in either their breasts or hindquarters. It is usually used towards younger people, as old people tend to sag most of the time, and it is generally assumed that they sag anyway.

One who sags.

See that sagster over there? Man, her bra's really holding her up, if that wasn't there, she'd be dragging along the floor.

by Alfons Richter April 1, 2008

slapsterbating

The erotic slapping of the genitals with the intentions to ejaculate.

Diedra is in to wild things. Her foreplay consists of her partner sensually slapsterbating her Clitorus maximus.

by horny narwhale March 6, 2015

sapstar

A person who quotes sappy movie quotes, song lyrics and other such nonsense to express their feelings and emotional state of being.

"Gawd did you see Kelly's facebook status updates? She is such a sapstar quoting all those Dashboard lyrics just because she got dumped."

by concurious March 29, 2009

Sipster

A surfer that rips all kinds who listens to indie music. Usually makes fun of hipsters but is also known to dress like one.

"Dude, have you seen Connor's music collection lately?"
"Yeah. Man, he's such a sipster"

by Cookie224 September 24, 2011

Sadsterbate

The act of pleasuring yourself while crying

When I'm sad I can use my tears as lubricant when I sadsterbate

by Mainnbbitchh August 16, 2018

Sagster

Easily defined as a hollow cavity in the female breasticles, causing them to drape past the midsection. Additional tissue may be found to crinkle around the nipular region. Can be horrifically painful if not treated correctly. Treatment includes; lathering of Sudacrem to the affected area or (in extreme cases) taping the breasticle and removing tape in 3 hours harshly to smoothen the skin. An effective home remedy is available to create. It is a mix of vinegar, chili pepper, lemon juice and salt. Mix to form a paste which is applied excessively to the underboob.

In mama Jim's humble abode.

Jimmy: Mama, yo such a sagster!
Mama Jim: How dare you? Have you seen your moobs?! They be looking like prunes! Im'a rub that home remedy in yo eyes!

by Jimmy 4 life! December 30, 2018

Salster

Pullinga Salster

Dealing with anxiety and depression but still pulls on a fun face and tries to have fun 💕

Tonight I was going to do a Salster be prepared 😂😂😂

by Isobella Rossini January 31, 2019