Santoristicest

San-tor-ist-i-cest

Someone who is of low intellect.

Someone who can't understand the simplest of concepts.

Someone who has difficulty performing easy tasks.

Jimmy: "I don't get the big bang theory."
Mark: "Oh my God Jimmy, you absolute Santoristicest."

by Junkuh March 29, 2023

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Striptitute

A prostitute and a stripper.

Jane couldn't decide wether to go as a prostitute or a stripper for halloween, so she went as a striptitute.

by Xanitha October 2, 2007

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Striptits

Stripers who decide to fuck for money.

Harry walked inside a strip club and saw strippers he wanted to fuck. The stripper that lead him in "Striptits"

by the creator of striptits July 27, 2014

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Santoritis is a condition characterized by lots of whining and bitching, and incessant looking in the mirror. Symptoms include talking shit to everyone, complaining about KAIA runs, Taking disgusting shits without cleaning the bowl after, and talking shit to the 1SG in front of joes. If Difranzitis is the AIDS, Santoritis is the HIV.

"MMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

-Holy shit, thats the worst case of Santoritis ive ever seen

by Rifle77 December 26, 2011

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Stripticaukus

The act of a shemale stripping for you, then continuing to fuck you in the ass the piledriver way until both you cum. Then both you and the shemale lick up your cum and throw it back up into each others "The Clap" infected asses. All of this done in your house in front of your wife, who is getting off on this.

It's a Jersey thing. Stripticaukus is bitchin'

by Titfuckyourass June 30, 2011

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