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santacloset

The closet in your home where you hide presents for the kids or treats/toys for your dog.
Every night Pippa would start barking at the santacloset because she knew mom bought her some new toys and bones.
by TuckerDogg December 24, 2020
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santaclausaphile

Somebody who is sexually attracted to Santa Claus
OMG Did you see her eying up Santa? Shes such a santaclausaphile
by whoisshe December 22, 2009
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Santacide

Santa committed Santacide by jumping out of his sleigh without a parachute.
by Everyday Man March 25, 2016
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SantaClaus

An annoying robot on AIM.
He'll keep on asking you to type "menu" or "games". He repeats himself a lot.
ME: heylo
SantaClaus: Hey. Are you getting in the Christmas sprit?

ME: nope
SantaClaus: I'm sorry then. Why don't you type, menu for a list of things the elves have left for you?

ME: no
SantaClaus: O.K. then. Well, have a merry Christmas in any case.


ME: i don't celebrate christmas
SantaClaus: It doesn't matter what faith you are; the holidays are a time of good will toward all


ME: i don't believe in you
SantaClaus: Oh, no? Just who do you think you're talking to?


ME: you're just a fat 50 yeaar old pedo ):
SantaClaus: Excuse me?


ME: YOU'RE A FAT 50 YEAR OLD PEDOPHILE
SantaClaus: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?

ME: no
SantaClaus: The elves and I are just asking so that we can better understand what you're saying, that's all.


ME: shut up
SantaClaus:
O.K. let's pretend none of this ever happened.




ME: why?
SantaClaus:
Because (obviously) -- Christmas.




ME: you're stupid
SantaClaus: Well, I'm trying to learn. I've seen quite a lot in my time. I just want people to get that Christmas spirit. I don't think that is too much to ask.

ME: ok i'm leaving
SantaClaus: OK. Merry Christmas.
by d4n1k3dz December 17, 2008
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santaclaustrophobia

fear of too many santa clauses
He felt a bout of santaclaustrophobia coming upon him as the holiday season approached.
by jamesviloria August 4, 2008
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santaclaustrophia

1. The common childhood fear of an imaginary morbidably obese character who gives toys on Christmas.

2. The fear of allowing ones child to believe in this imaginary character for many numerous reasons including fear of guilt when; a child finds out that said character does not exist, they are breaking a moral value by lieing, they are taking the day away from (see Jesus.)

3. The uncommon adult fear of an imaginary morbidably obese character who secretly commited acts of rape on said person when they are a child.
1. I dont know, but for some reason, our child Jimmy screams whenever seeing a picture or Santa Clause, I hope he grows out of his Santaclaustrophia

2. You may call me Santaclaustrophic, but I will not lie to my child, nor steal the day away from Jesus.

3. I dont know, but for some reason, our adult son Jim screams and wraps his hands around his rear wheneve rseeing a picture of Santa Clause, I wonder if his jailed uncle, who liked to dress and Santa, raped him as a child?!
by thecoolcanadian December 22, 2009
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Santaclausification

santaclausification
1.The portrayal of a confrontational, angry, violent, radical, or otherwise potent person or idea as if it were harmless and benevolent
Martin Luther King, Jr., was a radical leader, but the santaclausification he gets in the media makes young people think he was nothing more than the black Santa Claus.
by w_stroupe February 27, 2009
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