noun /ˈsænd.wɪtʃ.ləs.nəs/
1. The tragic, gut-wrenching state of being without a sandwich.
2. A temporary yet existential crisis triggered by the absence of bread-meat-bread architecture in one's immediate vicinity. Side effects may include: pacing, fridge staring, and unjustified anger toward salad.
3. (philosophical) A spiritual void; the opposite of lunch fulfillment. Often used by monks of the Order of the Empty Plate.
1. The tragic, gut-wrenching state of being without a sandwich.
2. A temporary yet existential crisis triggered by the absence of bread-meat-bread architecture in one's immediate vicinity. Side effects may include: pacing, fridge staring, and unjustified anger toward salad.
3. (philosophical) A spiritual void; the opposite of lunch fulfillment. Often used by monks of the Order of the Empty Plate.
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