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He´s the kindest, nicest person you could ever meet. Yes, he has his flaws but you don´t care. He´s too adorable. He´s sexy, cute, nice, funny, and someone you´ll wanna spend the rest of your life with. He will cry if you break up with him. If he falls for someone, he falls for them hard. Even if he only makes eye contact with a girl he doesn´t even know for 30 seconds. Whenever you´re on the phone with him, he will make you laugh. Even if it´s stupid. Yes, he´ll do any dare you give him. Such as running into a tree. The lifestyle may not be the one you want, but you´ll do anything to be with him. You´ll make it work. You love him and even if he thinks you say it a lot, you haven´t. He doesn´t even know. He´s very open and his friends will embarrass him which will you die laughing.
¨i love samson.¨
Samson by Derpy_Cat April 23, 2019
A boy who hates Shannon and wants people to stop shipping the two of them
Samson by NotSamson June 30, 2021
The act of curb stomping a gentleman who just wont shut up.
Phyllis, if you dont shut your mouth, ill samson you
Samson by Call me SAMSON October 24, 2011
a psychoactive product of the plant Cannabis sativa aka marijuana. aka weed, trees, or mary jane.
samson by layshu December 28, 2007
Samson got this name from the witches of Samsungnia, specifically Angelica.

They didn’t like him having an iphone.

Original name was Sam, Samson can now never touch an iPhone or he will spontaneously combust.

👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹
Angelica: I WILL NAME HIM SAMSON 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹
sweet man.
from regina spektor's song- "samson"
"Samson came to my bed
Told me that my hair was red
Told me I was beautiful and came into my bed...
kissed me 'til the mornin' light, the mornin' light
And he kissed me 'til the mornin' light"
samson by ___emily May 24, 2007