A guy who stays in the park after dark to take niggas goodie holes. He is around 6'10" he is black and bald. If you cut off his dick it grows back twice as long. If you are in the park and hear a smacking sound RUN. Samson can bench 1000 pounds and squats around 3,459 and can run at 25 miles and hour. Don't go through the park after dark or he will take that goodie hole.
Samson widened my goodie hole.
by chikachicka September 24, 2009
Samson is a very HOT guy. They usually are very good looking, kind, and caring for others. He might be popular but don’t let that make you think that he’s mean. There soft at the heart and very very very HOTTTT.
by ImBi March 19, 2019
Samson is one of the best people you will ever meet. He gives you something to look forward to every week, and he super nice. He likes a girl not for her looks, but for her personality. Personally, he brightens my day every time I see him. I wish I could see Samson every day, but that is only in my dreams. He has changed me completely, and I am so glad I met him. Don’t ever let Samson go because he will change your life forever.
Samson: I was really bummed when you didn’t show up to church the last two months. I thought you were gone.
Madelyn: What, do you like me?
Samson: Yeah.(said while smiling)
Madelyn: What, do you like me?
Samson: Yeah.(said while smiling)
by Maddie&Samson March 17, 2019
What a fucking hottie!! So good looking and amazing!! If you have a Samson in your life cherish them forever and worship them like a god!!! They are the best thing ever to happen to you! Date them even if their your gender and your not gay!! They're defiantly worth it!!
by Big ounce laaaaaaaaa November 04, 2019
(Sam - son - ized)
1. to arrive at work with the expectation you have a certain amount of work (what you had when you left the day previous) only to find out you have extra work assigned to you unexpectedly.
2. a sudden feeling of overwhelming workload, often accompanied by a large feeling of dread and possibly dizzieness.
3. sometimes used as a joke.
1. to arrive at work with the expectation you have a certain amount of work (what you had when you left the day previous) only to find out you have extra work assigned to you unexpectedly.
2. a sudden feeling of overwhelming workload, often accompanied by a large feeling of dread and possibly dizzieness.
3. sometimes used as a joke.
by A Tech Rep June 15, 2007
by NotSamson June 30, 2021