The Smitch

The Toronto Raptors head coach, currently from 2004-2008. Often ridiculed by fans because of his mediocre coaching style and lack of ability to draw up plays. His reasons for winning consist of "we hit our shats" and his excuse for losing "we didn't hit our shats."

He miraculously pulled a 2007 coach of the year out of his ass.

The term "Smitch" was popularized by a comic made by a fan and spread over the internet.

You gotta dominate like Smitch, you gotta groove like Smitch, get your soul on like the Smitch!

by Chris337 December 16, 2008

Hoagie Samich

The hoagie samich was invented by Jacob Watrous in 2018, he is the GOAT. It means to eat alot of subs from subway

Are you hungry?

Yeah, you?

Yeah Ima hoagie samich

Dang you really are hungry

by McDade123 May 6, 2021

samich

Alternate pronunciation of 'sandwich'.

Can you make me a samich?

by The Grammar Nazi October 17, 2001

pillow samich

sex with a folded pillow, the art of fucking a pillow,

My roomate was a cock block so I went to his room and used his pillow for a pillow samich.

by Sniff March 30, 2006

sammitch

noun . Two or more slices of bread with a filling such as meat, fish, cheese or any edible delights placed between them.

"give me a bite of that sammitch"

"what are you thinkin, puttin onions on my damn sammitch"???

"he's so poor that all he has to eat is a mayonaise sammitch"

by samnhouston December 19, 2006

samiches

What mom calls sandwiches.

We could bring some samiches.

by Brian Johnson February 8, 2005

samich girl

A girl who is so skinny you think someone aught to stop and give her a samich. Generally meant to be descriptive rather than an insult or compliment. Derives from a decriptive conversation; you know that skinny girl, we're talking real skinny, someone give that girl a samich skinny...

I was at the video store the other day and that samich girl was working again; it reminded me I had to stop at Subway on the way home.

by Captain Jack Beachlife October 1, 2007