Alabama salmon slam 

When you catch a pregnant salmon on its magical journey upstream and have sex with its fish slit like a flesh light and after ejaculation you slam the salmon on the ground making a egg cum masterpiece

Did you hear? Hear What? Max and Joe have been Alabama salmon slam'n before they even read this

Alabama salmon slam by The guy in your mom November 2, 2017

salmon slut 

A female or females who allow / trade sexual or perverse activities for a preferably freshly caught salmon.

Gee dad we sure did catch alot of salmon today do you think if we see any salmon sluts on the way home we can trade one of the smaller ones?

salmon slut by Fitswell dick 916 November 27, 2020

Wet salmon slap 

sexual act, where a man after he has cum wanks so his dick is wet and then slaps some chick in the face.

duude i wet salmon slaped mandy last night, ha what a ho

Wet salmon slap by o-nizzle April 16, 2010

salmon slit 

The word for such a time as a female's gash smells of fish. Often found on thrush sufferers.

Dude, that chick last night. You're a ledge for hitching me up but you could've told me about the salmon slit.

salmon slit by Aldo43 September 5, 2007

Salmon Slapping

When you slap a salmon on your penis until you cum then proceed to wipe up said cum with the tail and smear it onto your anus.

I watched a guy salmon slapping in the parking lot...

Salmon Slapping by Salmon_Slapper May 23, 2017

salmon smoothie 

A mixture of menstrual (period) blood and semen. Typically post coital.

She was on top of me and it was like a salmon smoothie down there afterwards

salmon smoothie by SheSaidItFirst January 10, 2019

Salmon Shute 

a particularly stinky vagina that you get a whiff of when the occupant of the reeker walks past, it tends to remind the smeller of slippery salmon making their way downsteam to the mating grounds via a salmon shute.

pwhoar did you smell her slippery salmon shute

Salmon Shute by felixg123 March 11, 2010