by Tittyspanker47 January 22, 2017
Get the Dick saladmug. A Nigger Dick Salad is a mixed drink which consists of 1oz Everclear, 1.5oz of watermelon liqueur, and 4.5oz of Grape Drink. Serve over ice.
"Hey man, why dont'cha mix me up a Nigger Dick Salad?"
"This Nigger Dick Salad tastes like a watermelon Jolly Rancher!"
"This Nigger Dick Salad tastes like a watermelon Jolly Rancher!"
by Twigus Maximus November 22, 2009
Get the Nigger Dick Saladmug. by Erkpwnzall August 27, 2012
Get the Lumpy Dick Saladmug. A special treat for someone who has wronged you or treated you in a inappropriate way. A phrase to express displeasure with another person.
Guy1: That guy really screwed me over.
Guy2: Well, don't worry about it, he can eat a ten dick salad with extra testicles.
Guy2: Well, don't worry about it, he can eat a ten dick salad with extra testicles.
by Bionic Vodoo Power December 19, 2008
Get the Ten Dick Saladmug. n. A large, family-sized dish consisting primarily of chopped dick. Usually served fresh, and thrown at a girl's face. Often garnished with diced tomato and Italian seasonings, depending on the girl. Salt is added to taste.
In culinary circles, also referred to simply as "CDS."
In culinary circles, also referred to simply as "CDS."
(at a bar, referring to a girl dancing like a total whore)
That girl dancing like a total whore is about to get a face full of Chopped Dick Salad. Watch this.
(proceeds to prepare the dish on the dance floor)
That girl dancing like a total whore is about to get a face full of Chopped Dick Salad. Watch this.
(proceeds to prepare the dish on the dance floor)
by Socra-dick Method June 11, 2010
Get the Chopped Dick Saladmug. 1. a salad mixed with loads of penis
2. the act of dicksalading in a girl's face
3. snot rocketing in some girl's eye and quapping her, which mixes the boogers with jizz, creating a dick salad
2. the act of dicksalading in a girl's face
3. snot rocketing in some girl's eye and quapping her, which mixes the boogers with jizz, creating a dick salad
1. "Wow, that mailman made the best dick salad ever!"
2. "I dick salad-ed on this girl's face SO MUCH last night."
3. "THOSE DICK SALADS LAST NIGHT WERE EXCELLENT!"
2. "I dick salad-ed on this girl's face SO MUCH last night."
3. "THOSE DICK SALADS LAST NIGHT WERE EXCELLENT!"
by salad comma dick June 14, 2008
Get the dick saladmug. When your penis is so dirty and unwashed, that the stench starts to resemble the smell of old ranch dressing and/or a rancid salad
"My water has been shut off for weeks man and I haven't been able to shower, and now I got Salad Dick so bad, my girlfriend doesn't even wanna hang out anymore because of the smell!"
by DuckMcquackers August 2, 2019
Get the Salad Dickmug.