Sammamish

Located near Redmond, a suburb of Seattle. A town filled with pathetic excuses for emo's and thugs. Filled with stuck up dead beat punks. hang out places include: Safeway......well just Safeway. A place where there is more un-needed drama than a bad "Life of Ryan" episode. (which is any episode). A large percentage of the Eastlake High Schhol attendies spend their dad's money (most likely earned at Microsoft or Boening) and buy alchohol and drugs to pick themselves up. After all, life is way to perfect, having everything you could possibly need or want, having an unusually large home, driving the car an average American dreams about; surely you would need a pick me up also.

"having a perfect life here in Sammamish is too stressful. Having to deal with all this drama I sturred up myself is too tough. Where are the knives? It's time to cut myself"

by C.P.M November 21, 2007

Sammamish

Sammamish Washington, where it rains cash, and also where it rains. Black kids try to be white, white kids try to be black. Blonds are brunettes, and vice versa. Everyone here is rich, (yes even you Ms. Druggie) but they try not to be. There is one that controls us all. Hail Myspace.

Everyone really, REALLY hates Jews. They love Jesus so much they would have Sex with him over and over again.

Did I mention Starbucks?

Sammamish Brunnette: I'm thinking about dying my hair blond.

Wangsta: That's so hot. Lets go have a threeway with Jesus

by gooobed October 18, 2008

sammamish

also see the platt. everyone that lives there, hates it when there is no reason to. look at tacoma you sick freaks. does have a spoiled side with our juicy tote bags and ugg boots. nobody knows what canned meat is."wangsters" can be quite common along with some poser "druggies." you're not cool when you claim you smoke weed at sammamish.everyone has a myspace.world of worldcraft (wow) is quite common and the term pwn is said multipaly by the same people.texting during class is normal and the only place to go is saffron.
guitar hero is religion.
you gotta love us.

beverly hills? screw that bitch i live in sammamish.

by @lyssa. February 6, 2008

Sammamish

A little town in Washington up on a plateau that looks like would be a fun place but in reality to all the people who live there, there's nothing to do. Well besides smoke weed and hook up with fuckboys which is what most girls do. There are plenty of drug dealers who will give you terrible deals and always rip you off. Girls are such bitches and most of the guys have small dicks. Most girls are super self conscious and beat each other up behind their backs. Most younger girls here in middle school are also probably going to loose their virginity in less that a year because they are used to sucking guys off and being fingered. Inglewood Middle School is one of the more popular schools in Sammamish and carries plenty of sluts, whores, and fuck boys and its literally hell. Then theres the popular high school, Eastlake. There are drug dealers down every hallway and plenty of people will glare at you along the way. Every has sent nudes here and practically everyone has everyone's. Parents are normally super chill, they either dont give a fuck about what their kids are doing or they have no idea what their doing behind the scenes. Every girl owns or atleast wants lululemons just so their ass looks huge. But its still fun here even though there are really rough conditions up here on the plateau.

Hey guys, we should totally go hook up with some Sammamish girls, I hear their down for a good time.

by anuberconcernedcitizen June 27, 2015

sammamish

A town in WAshington were Bartells is da ghetto everyone has a hissy fit if you pull a leaf off a tree because they're tree huggers, and the cops visit you if your to rowdy

Lets go throw rocks at trees o wait were in sammamish its against the law

by poopfag12222 June 4, 2007

Saimari

Saimari is a girl is very funny and goofy. She can make anyone laugh and is really smart but also dumb. Everybody knows but she not everybody friend she a has a unique vibe. She has pretty eyes but not so pretty face 😭 she makes a lot of her friends happy even when she is sad 💔 and deep down broken inside 😢.

Ammy: are you friends wit saimari
Joellen: Are u not

by 123_trish-Kayla May 12, 2019

shimamigated

adjective
a word to describe any combination of the following:
- smashed
- hammered
- inebriated
- shitfaced

origins: a inebriated individual who attempted to say multiple words simultaneously

"Bruh, gi'me yer keys, y'all're too shimamigated."

by krumble1 March 3, 2015