safeguard

Used to confirm your telling the truth and not having a friend on. Onboard Warships a fire would be prefixed with safeguard, safeguard, safeguard, to allow the ships company to know its not an exercise.

Sailor A - I had my way with jenny last night.
Sailor B - No way
Sailor A - SAFEGUARD!!
Sailor B - was she any good then?

by CookietheRam June 22, 2007

saft

A contraction of silly and daft having the same meaning - stupid, foolish

Commonly used in the Black Country area of Central United Kingdom

My father's saft, he didn't realise he had to take the wrapper off the food before putting it in the oven

"He's a saft 'un ay e" (imagine the Black Country accent)

by MasterGus June 27, 2005

sftgoh

An acrynom meaning "suicide, for the good of humanity."

some random n00b: hay, i lyke dat paris hiltn gurl.
brenton07: SFTGOH.

by Brenton E. September 21, 2006

Saftasheve

The greatest ship that has ever existed is consists of three twitter people Natasha,Safia & Eve.

Person 1: Do you ship Saftasheve?
Person 2: Yes! it's my OTP
Person 3: What is Saftasheve?
Person 1&2: GET OUT OF HERE

by AnonymousDanosaur March 22, 2013

saftey wank

Having a Wank before having sex with an individual in order to prevent premature ejaculation.

Josh: Hey man I just had sex with Ashley!
Brad: Yea, but don't you have a severe case of premature ejaculation?
Josh: Yea, but I had a saftey wank just minutes before!

by Robustwater June 30, 2015

Saftey

A term used after you fart to keep from getting punched. If fail to say before someone says "doornob" you get punched until you touch a doornob. Doornob can be called if a fart is heard or smelled.

Gator: (poot)
Scrawn: dang dude....doornob
Gator: Ah F bomb
Scrawn: (punched)

by Kswaub April 29, 2005

SafeTGard twat

The one person who walks into the bathroom that is a total germophobe about toilet seats. So to subdue their fears, they use "SafeTGard" toilet seat covers, often leaving them there when they're done for the pending shitter to have to sweep off the toilet seat.

Husband walking out of the bathroom:

Wife: "Hey honey, did you have a nice shit?"

Husband: "Well, I would have if those damn SafeTGard twats would learn to clean up after themselves."

by IsraelHands09 October 1, 2010