joe satriani

A true guitar virtuoso. He may not sweep pick at 99 nps like some people (ughghg malmsteen ughguhg) but i cant put into words how amazing he is at playing that instrument

Has taught the likes of Steve Vai, Kirk Hammett, Larry Lalonde and many more.

Created the G3 tour, in which he participates in every year.

Jim- Dude! im surfing with the alien!!

Chuck- Yeah! youre awesome

Jim- Still not as good as Joe Satriani

by Teh GIR October 29, 2007

sandrian soltænder

Sandrian is the best priest ever! He is Strong, smart, funny, badass and honorable. He may have a little crush on a witch... But that's not important, because he Will be one of the two next barons of Svarkstad, meybe the next Ragil-pope, he is a friend of the arch-druids, paladin is Eron Evigflamme and by the way, he is one of the Kings og Roul-assin. Do Yeah, HE IS PROBABLY COOLER THAN YOUR PRIEST!

Ex:

"Ehm mister Sandrian Soltænder?"

"Yes?"

"What Will you give me for writing a song about you and your Adventures?"

"Hmm... Nothing, but write it anyway!"

"Yes my lord, yes my lord!"

by sandrian Soltænder November 13, 2020

Joe Satriani Glasses

Sunglasses that are similar to those worn by renowned guitar virtuoso Joe Satriani

Hey, nice Joe Satriani glasses.
Thanks.

by Jay Bass October 16, 2008

joe satriani

A god among guitarists. Joe Satriani is truely a serious ass kicker, he melts so many faces, that his amazing picking ability allows him to stitch them back up. Then the people go home and cry and wish they could play as well as Joe Satriani.

Homo new aged kid: Did you hear that new fallout boy song, "Dance, Dance" It has such a good solo!!
Me: *slap* What the fuck? Listen to a real guitarist you pressy bitch. Actually... let me blow a big load on you after I listen to G3 Foxy Lady, and then we'll talk.

Joe Satriani is truely a god.

by JudasSabbath June 17, 2006

Sadrina

Sadrina is the hottest sexiest girl you will ever see, lots of people will like Sadrina’s because she is smart,pretty,hot,funny and sweet but sometimes they mess with you for fun, you would be so lucky to have a Sadrina as a friend

Boy1 WOW. That girl is sooo hot

Boy2 I no! That’s Sadrina

by Hi_123456 December 13, 2018

Saurian

the language of the dinosaurs from dinotopia. This was a language from the game STAR FOX ADVENTURES! (honestly one of the best star fox games out there)

Kxaj aj kxo cudwiuwo ev kxo juihaudj

(this is the language of the saurians, As says the example)

by Deadrea September 27, 2014

Bailey Sarian

Mommy

Friend 1: "hey have you watched Bailey Sarian on YouTube?"
Friend 2: "Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry.

by Frerardislife September 20, 2021