saddlebags

A person with large love handles.

My friend Fat Rob has saddlebags.

by The skinny Rob June 20, 2007

Saddlebagging

Excessive tanning. To the point where one no longer resembles a human being, but a saddlebag with eyes.

"Whoa! That sundried shade must've taken some serious saddlebagging to achieve!"

by McBuffet September 12, 2012

saddlebags

One who has saggy breasts

Claire has saddlebags.

by Zack and Bryce December 16, 2002

saddlebags

A species of girl whose presents temporarily turns a man gay. This is usually noticeable due to a large sigh emitted from the male. If ever under the presents of a "saddlebags" run fast in the opposite direction and hope for a good win!

Also known as saddles

Hey did you see that girl walk by?
"sighs"
AAAAAAAAHHHHHH

Damn that chick is a real saddlebags

by Donnymdw October 15, 2008

saddlebags

an old lady who is getting fucked by a younger guy

dude 1:yea my gf gave me good head last nite
dude 2:so did mine
dude 1: shes 96 fuckin years old, thats nasty to get head from a saddlebag

by CS March 12, 2005

saggy saddlebag

a name for the overused female genitals i.e. a bucket.

fucking her saggy saddlebag didnt give me an immense amount of pleasure.

by Fresh May 05, 2003

Saddlebag Titties

Main Entry: Saddlebag Titties
Function: Noun

When a woman with Big Country Titties takes off her bra and lies on her back, her sagging tits are pulled by gravity to either side of her torso, thus they look like a pair of saddlebags on a horse and resemble mammery glands but little.

Tit Lover#1: Dude! How'd the cans look on the one you took home last night?

Tit Lover#2: Meh, she got naked, on her back, and blamo! Saddlebag titties! After that, my wobbly bits went soft on me.

Tit Lover#1: For fucks sake man! All you had to do was cup them back into Big Country Titties with your hands fool!

Tit Lover#2: Well Shit Man Damn!

by bolillo loco December 27, 2009