scaremony 

n. 1. A Halloween themed wedding, or funeral, or any other such ceremony. 2. Any ceremony where somebody dies or bad things happen!

I'm not going to the scaremony because, really, who the heck has a wedding on Halloween? Are they going to throw candy with needles in it instead of rice?

scaremony by j. alders October 17, 2009

sacronym 

blending the words sarcastic and acronym.
When you turn a sarcastic phrase such as probs and turn it into an acronym

Nathan: alright son
Max: P.L.Y.A (Probs like you alot)
Nathan: Ahhh i see, good use of sacronym there
Max: Probs

sacronym by lmaoprobs March 3, 2010

Sacrimonial 

A mix mash of sacrificial and ceremonial

He had a sacrimonial burning of his work uniform to release him from the demons created by it

Sacrimonial by SullyGSXR April 20, 2022

sacrimayo 

Killing yourself in mayonnaise

"he really sacrimayoed himself"

sacrimayo by kittycat7900 August 7, 2022

MACrimony

When a husband and wife, domestic partners, etc. are both committed users and owners of Apple Macintosh computers.

After Bruce bought his new Apple MacBook Pro, he and his wife, Robin, who has always owned a Mac, were now joined in blissfull MACrimony,

MACrimony by Bruce Reyes-Chow November 10, 2008

Sacrony 

An illness only received by playing too much baseball

My friend Hayden Hupe has Sacrony.

Sacrony by Basketball boy13 May 15, 2017

Scriminy Dingus 

Chiminy Bingus

Hey man, you wanna have a little Scriminy Dingus session?

Nah man, my girl and I were planning to chiminy bingus later.

Scriminy Dingus by AskiBaski October 24, 2018