swegway

"swegway" is the name given to small two wheeled motorized vehicles, which are a cross between a traditional skateboard and a Segway. There are many different brands of swegway, such as the IO Hawk and MonoRover R2, but most of them are produced in one factory in China and are then licensed to these companies.

It is widely believed that the term "swegway" to describe these vehicles originated from the YouTube gaming group "The Sidemen", who frequently feature the "swegway" in their videos. While the scooters have been featured in many other YouTube videos, they are usually referred to either the Brand name of the particular vehicle or just an "electric scooter".

One of the most important features of a swegway is the ability to master its use quickly. Most people who own a swegway state that within a day of using the device they can be confident in riding it.

Swegways can be found online anywhere between $220 and $2000, depending on the brand.

Person 1: "Have you seen how cool those swegways are?"
Person 2: "Yeah, my friend bought one the other day! It's pretty cool!"

by OptiMegaCell June 29, 2015

smegmatitis

Rash or inflammation caused by titfucking with a cheesy penis

Q: What's that poxy rash on your chest, bitch?
A: That's smegmatitis from tit fucking with Rastus's alabama black snake. He aint washed it for a month!

by Argusm May 20, 2007

Dark Smegma

Since the sexual revolution of the mid-1960s, theoretical biologists have been aware of a unique mystery lurking within the foreskins of gentiles all over the world. Upon calculating the amount of smegma that would be necessary to produce the intensity of odour that was emanating from the penises of uncircumcised males, it was discovered that the amount required would be more than four times the quantity of smegma that was detectable. To resolve this apparent paradox, it was theorised that an invisible substance, named dark smegma, was responsible for the excess odour.

To date, no dark smegma has been detected, though the consensus within the theoretical biology community is that a breakthrough is imminent.

"I apologise for the smell, it's not that I don't wash or anything, I guess I must just have a lot of dark smegma, perhaps I should get cut?"

by Minotawr October 14, 2011

Smegma Male

A person who says they are a Sigma male but in reality are the complete opposite. Like not showering, caring too much about another person's sexuality, making pro Nazi edits on YouTube shorts and being an annoying ass contrarian

"That guy may call himself a Sigma male but he acts more like a Smegma Male."

by Fishy Mann September 25, 2023

Justin From Swegtalk

First off first off hold up hold up hold up motherfucker hold up hold yo ass real quick, first off, 2 years in the fuckin' marines, second off you ever mention my first born daughter again, I will personally fly over there and rip your fucking heart out and shove it up your ass ok?

Lol remember how Justin from Swegtalk got butthurt over a joke and made a death threat?

by The Gay Mankini September 2, 2019

Deckan's Smegma

We do not know the definition of "Smegma", so we ask Deckan every time we see/talk to him. Every time you come in contact with him you must ask him what it is, as he is the only one that knows what it is.

Hey Deckan, what's Smegma? What's Deckan's Smegma?

by runningtreez October 4, 2021

smegmasaurus

Smegma that has crusted over, taking on the appearance of scales or the plates on a Stegosaurus

That ho has a Smegmasaurus guarding her cave, ain't nobody getting in there without a fight!

by Master Nate August 4, 2007