sLk 

slk, short for slick

Kid1231287234 : Man that guy was slk with the chicks at school today
Kid12837132: YEAH !

sLk by examples January 7, 2006

a;slkdfj 

The act of typing in the letters of the middle row of your keyboard due to a complete happening of boredom, depression, and/or drunkenness.

In my thesis about a;slkdfja;sldkfja;lsdkfj;alsdkjf. I have no fuking idea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a;slkdfj by Olympic Powershitter October 31, 2013

SLKclan

SLKclan is a clan tag that's short for "SL!K". People who come across the SLK tag should pronounce it "Slick" (not S-L-K).

Unlike many gaming clans, SL!K is a "multi-gaming" clan. So basically if you're with SL!K, you're not in any other clan. If you sign up for SL!K, you're in SL!K for every game you play regardless of genre, platform, etc.

SL!K does not recruit. If they want you, they'll let you know. They keep things very exclusive.

DO NOT go up against anyone in SL!K for any reason, you will not win. They have truly mastered the interwebs

n00b: H3y!! how do u get into SLKclan? i want to b l33t

n00b2: eye dunno, they dont even post their site to noobs like us!! why do u want to join them n e way??/

n00b: cuz they're the GODS of gaming!!1

n00b2: WE'RE NOT WORTHY, WE'RE NOT WORTHY!

SLKclan by NAObilly June 4, 2008

a;slkdjf 

An expression used online when expressing frustration, confusion, or both. A;slkdjf is one of the more common expressions created by drumming one's hands on the keyboard, in such a way that the pinky fingers hit the "A" and ";" keys first, and the index fingers hit the "F" and "J" keys last.

Clarence: Have you studied yet?

Otto: No, I left my books at school! a;slkdjf what am I supposed to do?

a;slkdjf by Anathea July 31, 2009

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The act of not having a social life.

"hi, how are yo...."

"nope"

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fad;slkjkjlfad;klads;kajldfkdf;jlfakljlfksd 

weird typing

I love fad;slkjkjlfad;klads;kajldfkdf;jlfakljlfksd yusss

fad;slkjkjlfad;klads;kajldfkdf;jlfakljlfksd by anonymous May 6, 2021

SLKUT 

from the german "SLKUT"

you're so hot, milena fucking azevedo, do me.

We went slkutting together.

The boy slkutted all over my face, so I killed him.

That slkut with the number 3 on her shirt, what a whore!

SLKUT by Nazi German Expert October 6, 2004