seaman 

to stupidly, accidentally cut yourself with a sharp object

Damn, I almost pulled a seaman!!

seaman by benojulez May 10, 2009

seaman 

when

o look at that, seaman

seaman by verycooldudeyeahwhatacoolguy April 19, 2021

Seaman 

A wretched creature from the game of the same name. The game takes place in an alternate universe where God has died and these horrid abominations have feasted on His flesh

I used to be an athiest, but then I saw Seaman and needed a God to ask why

Seaman by Gatholic November 7, 2021

Seaman 

A Leonard Nemoy fish

I caught a seaman last night

Seaman by RealLifeSituationLover20002 February 17, 2023

seaman 

"seaman is all one word does not appear on urban dictionary"

-Matt Rose

It does now!

seaman now appears on the urban dictionary!

seaman by Chinezo Alberto September 16, 2023

Seaman 

A man of the sea

Yo dudeee you totally look rad in that beach fit, kinda like a seaman

Seaman by Kashmoneygirl April 27, 2024

Seaman 

1. (noun) - The God of Seaman; An all-wandering vagrant who seeks answers to the meaning of Seaman, through friendship, chaos, and deeming random individuals to be worthy of the title 'Seaman', or 'Seawoman'.

2. (noun) - Person who goes by the seashore, but never the sea; An inherent paradox.

1. Wow, Seaman's rant about the fragility of his latex suit that would bring great dimensional terror upon the realm should he be harmed was insanely nonsensical, but I wouldn't dare tear it open, on some amount of trust.
2. You like the beach, but not the sea? What are you, some kind of Seaman?

Seaman by Dukeggoddish March 12, 2025