I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself.

A rather genius phrase, coined by Adam Hodges on facebook. A spin off the lawn/emo/cut itself.

Man, AP Music Theory sucks. I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself.

by rarrrgh October 10, 2006

And so it begins

The phrase was used by King Theoden in the Lord of the Rings movie "The Two Towers" right before the major battle at Helms Deep. The phrase can be used to signify the start of a major or significant event.

JJ Abrams has been named the director of the next Star Wars movie...."and so it begins".

by AlohaJED October 7, 2016

I wish my lawn was emo..so it could cut itself

Refers to the new trend of emo; people who "dont smile, high pitched overwrought lyrics and inaudible guitar rifts with tight wool sweaters, tighter jeans, itchy scarfs (even in the summer), ripped chucks with favorite bands signature, black square rimmed glasses, and ebony greasy unwashed hair that is required to cover at least 3/5 ths of the face at an angle," and who cut their wrists to get attention from others.

-"TANNER, YOU FUCKING GOTH, CUT THE LAWN NOW"

-"My life sucks. I'm going to slit my wrists so people notice me. I wish my lawn was emo..so it could cut itself; oh if only it could relate to me.

by phillll July 26, 2008

And so it begins

A phrase uttered by Ambassador Kosh in the "The Gathering", the first Babylon 5 episode (TV Show, 1993).

Something momentous happens, therefore someone must say, "and so it begins".

by ustamills January 6, 2022

soitenly

"Certainly", as expressed by Jerome Horwitz, better known as "Curly" of the "Three Stooges." Translated from the original Brooklynese.

Please be aware the "L" is silent, thus the pronunciation is "Soiten'y." Follow this rule to avoid unnecessary social embarrassment.

Reverend: Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?

Husband: Why, soitenly!

by malbuff November 28, 2012

i plugged my wrist so it's broken to bleed

An X song, You dumb fuck

I plugged my wrist so it's broken to bleed

You pussy
Stay down
You claim that you shootin', but hey
You know but you stickin' them rounds
Young nigga like Chucky, No cheese
Don't talk cause they comin', lil g
Yo mama was birthin', but she
She suckin' and fuckin' for free

by Eggacion April 23, 2018

but I didn't, so it doesn't

a categorical statement of fact to reconfirm an obvious fact.

the best line from the movie in bruges which can find everyday usage in a startling variety of contexts

"If I grew up on a farm, and was retarded, Bruges might impress me but I didn't, so it doesn't."

"If I grew up drinking VB, and was retarded, Carlton Draught might impress me, but I didn't, so it doesn't"

by daids May 13, 2009