Rustic

Its Chef for "I couldnt give a fuck"

Oh its busy, so i will make a rustic special dish for tonight.

by Fuzzypumper March 1, 2011

rustic

Ron neal

ron neal is rather rustic rouldn't you say?

by john December 12, 2003

Rustic

A look that only some places can pull off. The look can be created by certain wall decorations such as stop signs or christmas lights.

Wow! That unfinished paint looks so rustic underneath those christmas lights and stolen street signs.

by IknowRustic March 6, 2016

rustic

someone not from round these parts; unfamiliar with most terms found on urban dictionary

That fella is a bit rustic

by urbanjoesheep December 19, 2016

rustic trumpet

Pertaining to the sound(s) of unintended flatulence during anal copulation.

"She kept accidentally farting while I was ass fucking her, and it sounded like a chorus of rustic trumpets!"

by downpat75 August 3, 2008

rustic fuck

Sex in a cabin, outhouse, tent, or other outdoorsy setting.

He flipped the tail of her flannel shirt onto her back, undid the flap of her red longjohns and commenced their rustic fuck.

by Rustic Fuckers November 28, 2018

rustic frog

when you have your girl on her back and are having sex, you pull out and cum on her tits. as you do, her frog like tongue hits it like a fly on a lily pad.

i was having sex with my girl friend and she pulled a rustic frog as i was trying to cum on her tits.

by frogger money March 2, 2009