Russian Bear 5000

A weight gainer that contains 5000 calories per serving, and has that deer antler shit in it that got Ray lewis in trouble.
Deer antler powder unlike HGH is banned in the NFL.

bill: yeah i started taking Russian Bear 5000 and got huge really helped me pack on the pounds now i don't look like such a bitch
joe: you shouldn't take that, it has that sketchy deer antler stuff thats got Ray lewis in trouble with the NFL.
bill: Its not illegal bitch!

by Rocheman4280 April 30, 2013

russian bear hug

When a female constricts her vagina around the males penis during intercourse with so much force he cannot pull out

Ya bro, I was fucking her and she must work her pussy out or something because she russian bear hugged me, it was wicked.

by Ayeyoitsgod February 8, 2017

Russian bear hot tent

When two fat hairy gay Russians have sex in a tent in subzero conditions creating lots of humidity and warmth

“Hey man, what were you doing in your room last night it’s like a Russian bear hot tent”

by YobynC January 15, 2022

Russian Brown Bear

A guy goes down on a girl (performing oral sex on her) while she takes a shit on the toilet. This is the girl version of a blumpkin.

I heard Blanche got a Russian Brown Bear, that dirty slut!

by PaisleyRoseVosberg December 9, 2008

russianbeartrainer

A Kirill who trains bears and has a meme page that gets banned.

Dude watch out you almost pissed off the russianbeartrainer.

by RussianBearTrainer May 17, 2019