1. A very common name for the game Rock-Paper-Scissors (see Rochambeau). Also written Row-Sham-Bo.
2. A game created by the TV series South Park where two people hit each other in the crotch until one either falls down in pain or simply gives up.
2. A game created by the TV series South Park where two people hit each other in the crotch until one either falls down in pain or simply gives up.
by Stephen Olsen April 15, 2006
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First rule of RoShamBo is no body talks about RoShamBo.
Second rule of RoShamBo is No Women Allowed...unless they are spectators.
Third rule of RoShamBo is "no sagging" and speedos only.
Fourth rule of RoShamBo is No Shoes Fifth rule of RoShamBo is No girlie (Hook) kicks.
Fifth rule of RoShamBo is each competitor must take at least five kicks or else will be barred from future Tournaments.
Sixth rule of RoShamBo is no one can call "Gas Pedal" until the after the 5th kick. If the receiver does not give then the Dominant must receive. Russian gas pedal lasts 60 seconds.
Final rule of RoShamBo is he who is the last man standing is the victor.
If Professional RoShamBo AKA "Third Party RoShamBo" is called out then one or more kickers must be nominated to perform kicking. Same rules above apply with the exception of the SECOND RULE. In Professional RSB AKA 3rd Party RSB WOMEN ARE ALLOWED TO KICK.
First rule of RoShamBo is no body talks about RoShamBo.
Second rule of RoShamBo is No Women Allowed...unless they are spectators.
Third rule of RoShamBo is "no sagging" and speedos only.
Fourth rule of RoShamBo is No Shoes Fifth rule of RoShamBo is No girlie (Hook) kicks.
Fifth rule of RoShamBo is each competitor must take at least five kicks or else will be barred from future Tournaments.
Sixth rule of RoShamBo is no one can call "Gas Pedal" until the after the 5th kick. If the receiver does not give then the Dominant must receive. Russian gas pedal lasts 60 seconds.
Final rule of RoShamBo is he who is the last man standing is the victor.
If Professional RoShamBo AKA "Third Party RoShamBo" is called out then one or more kickers must be nominated to perform kicking. Same rules above apply with the exception of the SECOND RULE. In Professional RSB AKA 3rd Party RSB WOMEN ARE ALLOWED TO KICK.
Before each tournament commenced Sarah read the the Rules of RoShamBo over the microphone as the crowd cheered in anticipation.
by Lex97 January 19, 2009
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A contest in which two guys give each other repeated kicks to their nuts.
It is the Challenge of all challenges, and the Supreme test of wills. Real men only need apply.
Rock paper scissors is first held to see who kicks first.
The first competitor to receive the THIRD kick may then call out for the Russian Gas Pedal. However, if his opponent can make it past 60 seconds of intense pain, then he may call for it right back!
Also note exceptions: Professional Roshambo, Third party Roshambo and Standard Roshambo
It is the Challenge of all challenges, and the Supreme test of wills. Real men only need apply.
Rock paper scissors is first held to see who kicks first.
The first competitor to receive the THIRD kick may then call out for the Russian Gas Pedal. However, if his opponent can make it past 60 seconds of intense pain, then he may call for it right back!
Also note exceptions: Professional Roshambo, Third party Roshambo and Standard Roshambo
Tim and me both liked Jenny and really wanted to impress her. Before she came over we silently agreed to place a bet for $100 on a game of Roshambo just to impress her.
After the third kick I called out for The Russian Gas pedal and afetr 45 seconds Tim gave up, whimpering like a little girl. I won the Roshambo contest and brought Jenny out later that night. She was amazed at my tolerance for pain!
After the third kick I called out for The Russian Gas pedal and afetr 45 seconds Tim gave up, whimpering like a little girl. I won the Roshambo contest and brought Jenny out later that night. She was amazed at my tolerance for pain!
by Lex Durden July 24, 2009
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by j.dizzle January 30, 2007
Get the Roshambo mug.It's when 2 guys are arguing over something, and they "roshambo" for it. It goes like this, the 1st person kicks the other person in the nuts as hard as they can, and the other person kicks the 1st person in the nuts as hard as they can. Whoever goes down first loses and the other person gets the object/thing/person they were roshamboing for. *This CANNOT work with girls, it would be meaningless*
"Hey, I want the pizza!"
"I saw it first!"
"This calls for...ROSHAMBO!!!"
"Dude, i'm taking Sarah to prom."
"No, i'm taking her!"
"I am!"
"I AM!!!11"
"Why don't you retards roshambo to see who takes me?"
"Good idea."
"I saw it first!"
"This calls for...ROSHAMBO!!!"
"Dude, i'm taking Sarah to prom."
"No, i'm taking her!"
"I am!"
"I AM!!!11"
"Why don't you retards roshambo to see who takes me?"
"Good idea."
by David717 April 29, 2008
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Looser gets kicked or punched in a sensitive place (usually the nutt-sack for guys,boob for chicks)
Looser gets kicked or punched in a sensitive place (usually the nutt-sack for guys,boob for chicks)
A brother and sister play roshambo for use of the car tonight. The brother shows paper, while the sister shows scissors. Scissors cuts paper, Sister kicks brother in the nuts and takes off with the car.
by Mike December 28, 2005
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by Yardyinsnow March 9, 2005
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