Boomer Rumor

Those annoying, unproven claims spread by old people (IE Caffeine stunts kids' growth, video games rot your brain, etc)

*Kid having coffee*

Old guy: "Hey kid ya know caffeine stunts yer growth!"

Kid: "Quit it with the Boomer Rumor!"

by Mr. big E. September 28, 2019

Rumors

Rumors are stories and or statements that are generally circulated without confirmation or certainty as to facts. Sometimes it is hard to tell who started the rumor, who believes the rumor, or who heard the rumor but they are false 89% of the time. People often ruin reputations by these vicious rumors and the reason why they spread them is often unknown. You really shouldn't listen to rumors because you often look stupid if the information you received was false or wrong.

Girl 1: so i heard aven gave quan head in the girls bathroom during 5th period.
Girl 2: aven gave quan head girl?
Boy 1: aven sucked up quan? says who?
Girl 1: braaaaandon!
Boy 2: aven sucked up brandon and quan? when?
Girl 3: aven fucked brandon!? hes dating ole girl.
Girl 1: she fucked brandon?
Boy 3: whos she?
Girl 1 Girl 2 Girl 3 Boy 1 Boy 2: AVEN!!!
Boy 3: she a ho.

Boy 3 to aven: so rumor is you fucked brandon and topped off quan.
aven: yeaaah? keyword there was RUMOR. you cant believe all rumors.

by sorrytosay September 4, 2010

rumorang

A rumorang indicates a rumor that returns and spreads, often more than once, despite having been dismissed before. Much like a boomerang, the rumorang comes back after it has been refuted and tossed away.

Even though Suzie constantly denied it by purchasing Iron Maiden albums, her secret love for supergroup ABBA was a rumorang that returned on a weekly basis.

by Ludwig Kietzmann September 17, 2008

rumor

when someone who thinks they are the shit, makes up something to make you look bad.

friends: did you seriously tell this kid that you would give him head?
girl: um what the fuck? i said i wouldnt. hes a fucking liar and thats a rumor.
friends: yeah, thats what we thought. i knew you would never do that.

by yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm October 18, 2010

rumor monger

Someone who actively seeks out and spreads rumors.

Neecholas is a total rumor monger, he digs up dirt on everyone.

by Relin January 1, 2009

there's rumors on the internets

Like you forgot poland and need some wood?, a phrase that one uses when pulling something cool off in a game of Ambition, such as surprising someone with the king of clubs.

I hear there's rumors on the internets... that you just struck this round!

by Kid October October 10, 2004

Rumor day

November 14 RUMOR DAY
noun
a currently circulating story or report of uncertain or doubtful truth

“Did you hear Jessica and Jeremy are dating”
“Where did you hear that”
“Josh told me it was rumor day”
“Haha”

by JupXiter October 12, 2019