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The rules states that if in a coed work environment, someone is fucking
"I just started this new job and I'm certain Jill is sleeping with Ted from accounting, rule 69"
Rule 69 by S. L. Avery November 8, 2022
A Rocket League ‘Rule 1’ Where One Of The Cars Is Backwards.
OHH I GOT THE RULE 69 UP YES COMONNN”
Rule 69 by IMAKERLDEFINITIONS February 6, 2023
Rule 69: if it exists, there's a Cupcakke remix of it
Friend: I was trying to listen to the Minecraft soundtrack but it was some random moaning and rap about smacking ass like a drum?

Me: Rule 69
Friend: What?
Rule 69 by HeyiAmDyslexia August 29, 2023

rule 69 of sex 

The rule that states that you are not allowed to put high fructose corn syrup in a woman’s vagina during sex.
Joe Bob: Last night was so good with Michelle! I put high fructose corn syrup in her pussy and it acted as a lube!

Brody: Oh shiiiit that violates Rule 69 of sex!

rule 69.1 

The unwritten rule that everything is Nez’s fault.
rule 69.1 by Molestro October 6, 2020
The 69 Rule applies when you have a streak with someone on Snapchat. Every time a streak gets to 69 one of the persons with the streak must point out that they have hit 69 days. The other person must then respond with a nude and then for the rest of that day you must send only nudes until the streak is lost or moves to 70.
Person 1: Hehe, we hit 69
Person 2: Haha yeah we did
Person 1: Don’t you know the 69 Rule
Person 2: No, what is it?
Person 1: When you get a 69 day streak you have to send nudes for the whole day
Person 2: Oh, really. Well ok ;) *sends nude*
Person 1: *sends nude*
69 Rule by MrCrisps May 13, 2020