The act of scissoring so vigorously that it results in a burn similar to that of which you receive from sliding in a carpet.
by Zlegand July 3, 2015
Get the Rug burnmug. Megan: OMG! Girl did you see Shaniqua's rug burn?
Macey: Hell yeah! That shit was gross!
Megan: I know right, scurvy ho!
Macey: HAHAHA!!
Macey: Hell yeah! That shit was gross!
Megan: I know right, scurvy ho!
Macey: HAHAHA!!
by supurrrstarrr! January 10, 2009
Get the Rug Burnmug. by Vlad the Impaler March 23, 2005
Get the mississippi rug burnmug. when your having sexual intercourse with your partner on the floor and his weiner slips out and wiggles its way in between the butt cheeks and the rug, the male keeps going no knowing he has made a new hole, he blows his load onto the carpet
"so how long did you guys have sex for?" "he had sex for 10 and WE had sex for 3" "how does that happen?" "russian rug burn"
by Nortington August 14, 2009
Get the Russian Rug Burnmug. rug burned dick is a painful condition when romping a MILF with diminished lubrication in the pussy renders the joystick painful and the dude joyless.
Alternatively, it can also happen when banging a chick that is not clean shaven but sporting hair stubble galore in the nether stubble, which can be as painful for the moment but at least a real man can make her shave, while no pussy juice due to age is without remedy save extraneous oiling substances like coconut oil.
Alternatively, it can also happen when banging a chick that is not clean shaven but sporting hair stubble galore in the nether stubble, which can be as painful for the moment but at least a real man can make her shave, while no pussy juice due to age is without remedy save extraneous oiling substances like coconut oil.
Chad_1: I have a rug burned dick last night. It still hurts, most painful rugburn on my dick ever!
Chad_2: Still banging the MILF with the teenager son next door?
Chad_1: Nope, I moved on to the babysitter I met last weekend but she wasn't expecting to give it up so it was way stubbly...pretty much much like a cactus with a hole.
Chad_2: Still banging the MILF with the teenager son next door?
Chad_1: Nope, I moved on to the babysitter I met last weekend but she wasn't expecting to give it up so it was way stubbly...pretty much much like a cactus with a hole.
by Cakelady_banger May 25, 2018
Get the rug burned dickmug. When you’re being fingered or having sex and the friction is so insane and it legit leaves rug burn in or around ur vagina. A traumatizing, painful experience as a result of a dry sexual experience or you’re just so tight that it feels like rug burn.
by Sexylexi06 September 7, 2019
Get the Pussy rug burnmug. (Phrase) A method used to ascend the corporate ladder, usually at a nuclear facility, whereby the employee significantly abrades his or her knees in the process of administering oral sex to a superior in an effort to gain a higher ranking position.
Also a severe abrading of the forehead due to repeated contact with rough carpet, received during violent anal sex from upper management during times of procedural changes; usually accompanied by a sore rectum.
Also a severe abrading of the forehead due to repeated contact with rough carpet, received during violent anal sex from upper management during times of procedural changes; usually accompanied by a sore rectum.
"Looks like Larry's caddy has a serious case of Cordova Rug Burn!"
"I got a bad case of Cordova Rug Burn with this last set of procedure changes."
"I got a bad case of Cordova Rug Burn with this last set of procedure changes."
by antisympathetic March 6, 2010
Get the Cordova Rug Burnmug.