ruddman

A person who works in an legal or office setting, usually male, who routinely fucks up and ruins files. Slippery as a lubed butt plug, the ruddman then disappears into thin air, never to receive the punishment or blame he deserves.

The greatest ruddmans are subtle in their dereliction, and the effects of their negligent file keeping practices may not be felt for years to come.

Man 1: This punk at my office keeps fucking up files, and when I go to kick his ass he's never around!
Man 2: Wow! I thought only my office had a ruddman.

by juh-din May 16, 2017

Shawshank Redumption

When one is pooping in a public bathroom, embarassed by ass noises, one waits for others to make noise to allow for loud ass explosions. Similar to Tim Robbins in "Shawshank Redemption" waiting for the thunder so his banging on the pipe would go unheard.

I had to wait for the other guy to flush to let my shawshank redumption rip.

by JR and Joy September 11, 2009

Rucumout

It has no literal definition. Used as a rebuttal to a statement. Can be abbreviated to “ruc”.

“Ruc?” - Rucumout

by Ruc2002 March 12, 2021

Redumbnent

Redundant + Dumb. Whatever which can create idea of being in that status. A word made up by Charlie Harper in Two and Half Men.

Jake Harper: It's, what to you call it,
redumbnent.

Charlie: Redumbnent?

Jake: Yeah. You got her a present
and you got her a birthday card. You're obviously
thinking of her.

by mahHD May 25, 2010

rudunkulous

A spicier way to say ridiculous. It is believed the first person to have coined this phrase was probably some ex-indie kid who tried starting a whole new sect of his own. Guess that didn't turn out too well.

Hey brah, that dope ain't gonna sell for that rudunkulous price, ya dig vato?

by JooYoo January 13, 2008

redumbulous

A combination of retarded, dumb, and ridiculous; sometimes said as a cover for when saying "retarded" isn't okay.

"She is so redumbulous it hurts."

"Oh my god, he's so reta---uh, redumbulous!"

by Lovette Cher February 28, 2010

Redumdancy

Repetition of stupid.

Acts of needless repetitive dumbness.
Something with multiple levels of stupidity.

My friend Geoff works for the government's department of redumdancy department, his name is Geoff.

by Doc184 August 26, 2013