Rolfing

To sexually interfere with an underage person

Did you hear Alex got arrested?
Yeah he was caught rolfing at the zoo

by dirtystuff November 10, 2014

Rudling

An extremely rude and inconsiderate person. Someone who generally annoys you

"That girl was talking behind my back? What a rudling"

by cares mac January 31, 2009

rolfing

Growing Rolf Harris like hair, beard and sideburns. Playing strange instruments and partaking in Felching.

I was rolfing around at the weekend.

by PO April 27, 2006

rolfing

Massage involving deep, painful vagina stretching with hands and fists using the system of intense internal and external massage developed by Ida Rolf called "structural integration," based on a pseudoscientific (i.e., bullshit) new age healing philosophy.

My pussy still hurts and all my insides are still recovering after my rolfing session yesterday.

by SalRos May 2, 2020

rudolphing

When one does not tell her partner it is the time of the month and allows him to go down on her.

period rudolphing

by Becky Bastard November 28, 2013

Rudolphing

The act of a woman placing her period blood onto her partners face with them knowing.

"Did you hear about Johnny?" "He got fucked up and Christine gave him a major Rudolphing"

by santaslittlereindeer December 9, 2014

Rudolphing

When you have rough intercourse with your partner/spouse and they have a red nose caused by a bad cold/hay fever etc.

“I was rudolphing that sneezy bitch hard”

by FluffyKoalaArcher December 23, 2018