rubberbanding

Prior to sexual intercourse, the male ties the contraceptive around his member, instead of fully covering said unit. This creates a "kink in the garden hose," preventing sperm reach the female's egg. It also provides a "ribbed for her pleasure" addition. One really, really big rib.

Keshawn: "Yo dog, did you pound dat last nite?"

DeVante': "Yup."

Keshawn: "You wear yo Jimmy Hat?"

DeVante': "Naw dog. I was rubberbanding that shit."

4 years later, Devante' lived in Detroit and had 137 children. 137 of the dumbest little bastards you had ever seen. Have you seen DeVante'?

by cheeznipplez September 5, 2014

rubberband

Slang term used describe the act of punching an individual in the face and knocking their teeth out. May involve occasional bleeding and loss of consciousness.

im gona rubberband you

by muzzy129 September 30, 2010

Rubberband

Rubbberband is refrence to a Condom. Used to buy condoms at gas stations, ask for a pack of rubberbands.

The new Gucci Mane song... "Ima pop a rubberband on herrr"

by J Babbyyyy June 22, 2006

Rubberbanding

When you pull a girls ass apart really far and let it go.

That clapping you heard in the bedroom was me rubberbanding that bitch.

by ISatOnJesus May 25, 2015

Rubberband

Another acronym that submariner's use, similar to FTN and PAPERCLIP Used to display one's disgruntled, jaded attitude towards Big Navy's disregard for an individual's (mainly junior sailor's) well-being.

Stands for:

Remember
Underway
Bullshit
Brings
Everyone
Regret
Be
A
Non-reenlisting
Dude

Khaki: What's with the rubberband?
Blueshirt: Oh this? Uhh... I didn't realize I still had it
Khaki: You've had it on your wrist for almost all of WestPac
Blueshirt: ...

by Dirty Blueshirt June 9, 2008

rubberband

1) a pink rubber thingy.

2) a weapon of mass destruction.

1) Tie them up with this rubberband.

2) Don't flick that rubberband at me, you shit-eyed cock master!

by J Mizzle December 23, 2003

rubberband man

drug dealer; one who stores their cash tied by a rubberband

rubberband man, wild as the tailiban

by tha rubberman band March 25, 2004