Undertaking a masturbatory act on oneself, wearing Marigold rubber gloves and your Mother's best pearls or costume jewellery.
Nah, can't stay for another one lads. Got to pop home to let the Rubber Duchess out before Mum gets back from Aunty Karen's.
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Anyone familiar with cloth diapering has most likely heard the term "rubber diaper", or "rubber diapers" before. It's slang for rubber pants. Children are famous for calling rubber pants "rubber diapers", as one of my daughters did.
Mrs. Smith was in changing diapers on the baby and called out to Mrs. Jones to bring her in two diapers, and a rubber diaper.
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by cfordd1989 August 20, 2010
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by Justjen86 July 28, 2018
Get the Rubber Ducky mug.The act of touching or caressing a person's feces as it is being excreted for the purpose of sexually gratifying either partner. Occasionally misheard as "rub her dumpling", but is not gender specific.
Last night my girlfriend got me to give her a Rubber Dumpling, I had to shower afterward but it got her so hot it was worth it.
by TheNord December 31, 2009
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The game is played by striking other players in the torso for saying a word that starts with the letter B until the offender says "Rubber Donkey".This game can provide you with humorous stories for life. Enter with care.
Rules -
1. To play - each player must pinky shake with one another to be in "Rubber Donkey". One cannot strike another that he/she has not pinky shaked with.
2. The game is played 24 hours a day, seven days a week for life. To get out of the game a player must pinky shake again with all players he or she has entered the game with.
3.The game is played by striking other players in the torso for saying a word that starts with the letter B until the offender says "Rubber Donkey".
4. Strikes are with the fist to the torso area (no groin shots). An offender may be struck by one or multiple players, multiple times until the phrase "Rubber Donkey" is uttered by the offender. Stealth attacks are encouraged.
5. Other rules may be agreed upon by individual players and are between those players only. Strikes are with the fist unless agreed upon otherwise. (Dog Brothers may develop some interesting rules.)
The game is played by striking other players in the torso for saying a word that starts with the letter B until the offender says "Rubber Donkey".This game can provide you with humorous stories for life. Enter with care.
Rules -
1. To play - each player must pinky shake with one another to be in "Rubber Donkey". One cannot strike another that he/she has not pinky shaked with.
2. The game is played 24 hours a day, seven days a week for life. To get out of the game a player must pinky shake again with all players he or she has entered the game with.
3.The game is played by striking other players in the torso for saying a word that starts with the letter B until the offender says "Rubber Donkey".
4. Strikes are with the fist to the torso area (no groin shots). An offender may be struck by one or multiple players, multiple times until the phrase "Rubber Donkey" is uttered by the offender. Stealth attacks are encouraged.
5. Other rules may be agreed upon by individual players and are between those players only. Strikes are with the fist unless agreed upon otherwise. (Dog Brothers may develop some interesting rules.)
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