A conspiracy theory involving high-up government officials and the potential destruction of mankind. Derived from jay and silent bob strike back.
Holy hell, is that monkey waving at us? Oh shit. It understood us. Maybe it's some kind of super monkey. What if there's more supermonkeys up at that lab? WHAT IF THEY'RE CREATING AN ARMY OF THEM? Holy shit. It must be a conspiracy like in the X-Files... ROSWELL style. This little monkey could be the fuckin' damn dirty ape responsible for the fall of the human race. In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey- the monkey will spank us. And after the fall of man, these monkey fucks'll start wearing our clothes and rebuilding the world in their image. OH and only those as super smart as me will be left alive to bitterly cry - DAMN YOUS. Goddamn yous all to hell.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004
Get the ROSWELL STYLEmug. The little town of Roswell, NM.
We have NO fun activities.
We don't get alot of new restaraunts.
Lucky to have a Starbucks.
Known for the aliens..(What a lie) :D
Small town with no activities for teens.
So boring that kids have nothing to go to.
Has a bad mall, Not really attractive to the visitors or the ones who live here.
Saying Roswell can mean a boring place/thing!
We have NO fun activities.
We don't get alot of new restaraunts.
Lucky to have a Starbucks.
Known for the aliens..(What a lie) :D
Small town with no activities for teens.
So boring that kids have nothing to go to.
Has a bad mall, Not really attractive to the visitors or the ones who live here.
Saying Roswell can mean a boring place/thing!
1) Hey that club we went to yesterday was so "Roswell,NM"!
2)Hey, that guy is so "Roswell, NM". He needs to get a life!
2)Hey, that guy is so "Roswell, NM". He needs to get a life!
by SkaterBiebersGirl February 26, 2011
Get the Roswell,NMmug. person 1: Man E hall bathroom got no dividers on the urinals, Roswell HighSchool sus.
person 2: idk, I kind of like it.
person 1: BRO U SUS!
person 2: idk, I kind of like it.
person 1: BRO U SUS!
by 420VapeMaster69. November 10, 2020
Get the Roswell HighSchoolmug. by Redman May 27, 2003
Get the ROSWELL STYLEmug. A Dirty Roswell is when you suck off your homie till he cum and cover an official NCAA leather football in his semen and then proceed stretch out his anal cavity until the entire pigskin is in. Both men then proceed to shout “It’s good!” While standing and making field goal posts with their arms and sword fighting with their erect penises.
by RealDilfDontDoThat June 25, 2022
Get the Dirty Roswellmug. Hornets are lame, Milton owns them constantly, even though our football team is kinda crappy even though we have Toney Williams and more money and a waaaaaaaaaaaaaay nicer school, i mean come on our campus looks like a college, theirs looks like a prison, i mean for real.
by CHRIS777 December 15, 2008
Get the Roswell High Schoolmug. A very sexual act that is only performed by lesbians. You first have you and your partner to take 3 kilograms each of cocaine 12 hours before the act. Once done you must obtain an industrial size iron ore smelter powered by uranium. Next both girls should defecate into a nuclear waste container filled with plutonium 239 and 100 sticks of TNT in a lead container with a fuse on the outside. They then should prepare a funnel just large enough for a dildo to fit through. Once the faeces have covered the plutonium you then should proceed to take some M&M's covered in petrol. Combine the radioactive plutonium faeces and petrol covered M&M's in a large plastic bucket. Begin the act by inserting 3 large pieces of iron ore into the smelter and turning it to full. Soak the dildo in arsenic and insert strap end into vagina. The funnel should then be stuffed with some of the radioactive plutonium faeces with petrol soaked M&M's. Begin by inserting funnel into the receivers anus. Then the two should jump into the iron ore smelter when the iron has completely melted. The other person with the dildo should fuck the other persons anus with the funnel in it. The lead container with the TNT should have the fuse lighted and thrown into the smelter. Then a B2 stealth bomber should fly overhead and drop 2 nuclear warheads onto the smelter while the dildo and M&M's combust along with the TNT at the same time as the nuclear warheads drop onto the smelter.
General: Colonel, how was the top secret nuclear project?
Colonel: Yeah, we gave it a twist by doing the Roswell Atomic Iron Smelter.
General: Donald Trump could definitely use that on North Korea!
Colonel: Yeah, we gave it a twist by doing the Roswell Atomic Iron Smelter.
General: Donald Trump could definitely use that on North Korea!
by AWP_69analmaster69_AWP July 30, 2019
Get the Roswell Atomic Iron Smeltermug.