rorted

To prove someones stupidity or pay them out.

Guy hooks up with chick
next day she says:
"when im drunk i settle for less"
this guy got rorted in front of his friends

by mick March 14, 2005

Mental Rort

It's when your mentally stable and mental illness or trauma side swipes you.

This bipolar diagnoses is a mental rort,
My life is a mental rort.

by AusTetris August 09, 2021

Sports Rorts

When the government in power decides to buy votes in marginal electorates by using a tax payer money community initiative that should be going to needy areas (Eligible clubs) to enable sporting field upgrades, but diverts the money to affluent areas (Ineligible clubs) that are not really needing the upgrades urgently, in order to gain more votes at election time.

Did you see the TV news story about the Sports Rorts? This government is corrupt!

by JezzaBullfrog February 16, 2020

pock rorts

a fake version of rock ports tht chavas wear

y aye ya fukin mug, £200 rock ports these r mam ya fukin mef (they will actually b £5 fakes)

by miller January 02, 2004

Rortted

When someone snorts but it sounds like a dinosaur roaring.

"Holy shit, Brandon, you just totally rortted!"

by SwaggyLaddyDaddy August 25, 2018