I had a turtlehead going, but there was no way I could make it to the bathroom in time so I ended up with an asscrack Rorschach.
by emeraldswissmiss December 9, 2010
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The psychological and religious mindset of believers of Rorschachism. Rorschachism is the belief that everything, every person, and every decision ever made, was absolutely good, or absolutely evil. Believers will also agree that evil need be punished. Most believers have agreed a proper time-out would do many troublemakers good, but more radical believers argue that death is an appropriate punishment.
Rorschachism draws close to 100,000 people a day. Most by intimidation by other believers of Rorschachism. It has been estimated that over 2,000,000 people now believe in Rorschachism and the number is still rapidly growing.
The psychological and religious mindset of believers of Rorschachism. Rorschachism is the belief that everything, every person, and every decision ever made, was absolutely good, or absolutely evil. Believers will also agree that evil need be punished. Most believers have agreed a proper time-out would do many troublemakers good, but more radical believers argue that death is an appropriate punishment.
Rorschachism draws close to 100,000 people a day. Most by intimidation by other believers of Rorschachism. It has been estimated that over 2,000,000 people now believe in Rorschachism and the number is still rapidly growing.
Roger the Beaver: Oh, hey Bill. So, did you hear about the new religion? Rorschachism?
Bill the Blimpmaker: Oh, yes, but I declined...
Roger the Beaver: What have you done?!
*Rorschach swoops in and kills them both.*
Bill the Blimpmaker: Oh, yes, but I declined...
Roger the Beaver: What have you done?!
*Rorschach swoops in and kills them both.*
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A character from the graphic novel/movie Watchmen. He is the only time you can refer to someone has a pimp and have it be cool. He wears an ink blotted clothe as a mask, and the ink blot changes depending on his current emotion. He kills any persons breaking the law-even the petty crimes such as spraypainting, so if you try doing ANYTHING illegal under Rorschach's watch, your automaticly fucked. Think Hannibal Lecter and Batman combined and you have Rorschach. Total badass.
by Steven Hughs March 22, 2009
Get the Rorschach mug."Inkblot tests", but not always with inkblots. They evalutate psychological health and such inaccurately, but are good enough to determine if someone has a serious problem.
T: What does this look like?
D: Dead people
T: And this?
D: Two guys hanging from trees, barfing blood.
T: And this one? *cringes*
D: It looks like you, but with blood everywhere around you.
D: Dead people
T: And this?
D: Two guys hanging from trees, barfing blood.
T: And this one? *cringes*
D: It looks like you, but with blood everywhere around you.
by DLG June 29, 2003
Get the Rorschach test mug.(n) A sandwich with dog poop in it: Presumably opening said sandwich would resemble a Rorschach inkblot pattern; see Texas Flip-phone.
From Ben Driscoll's Daisy Owl Webcomic 7/9/2008
From Ben Driscoll's Daisy Owl Webcomic 7/9/2008
"Well, she left a surprise in the sandwich. An old fashioned 'Texas Flip-phone.'"
" . . . a what?"
. . .
"A 'Mexican Rorschach?'"
". . ."
"A sandwich with dog poop in it."
"Oh."
" . . . a what?"
. . .
"A 'Mexican Rorschach?'"
". . ."
"A sandwich with dog poop in it."
"Oh."
by estebanamente March 18, 2009
Get the Mexican Rorschach mug.The act of performing cunnilingus during the recipient's menstrual period, so named for the "Rorschach Test"-like marks left on the deliverer's face afterwards. Unlike drinking red sea, there are no connotations of consumption of the menses, only an enjoyment or (minimally) willingness to perform cunnilingus during this stage of the menstrual cycle, reflecting that the deliverer enjoys cunnilingus or the providing of pleasure, or both.
See also butterfly kiss, definition 3.
See also butterfly kiss, definition 3.
by thejunk January 31, 2007
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A Character From The Graphic Novel and Movie Watchmen Created By Alan Moore And Based On The DC Comics Character The Question. Using Unconventional Means of Crime Fighting, Walter Kovacs Fights Crime in An Alternate New York City in The Year 1985. Rorschach is the only vigilante who remains active after the passage of the Keene Act outlawed masked vigilantes. Rorschach investigates the murder of a man named Edward Blake, discovering that he is the Comedian, A Team Member Of The Watchmen, one of only two government-sponsored heroes. He believes that someone is picking off costumed superheroes. Eventually He Meets His Demise At The Hands Of Dr.Manhattan, Yet Another Member of The Watchmen. In The Movie "Watchmen" Rorschach is played by Jackie Earl Haley
A Character From The Graphic Novel and Movie Watchmen Created By Alan Moore And Based On The DC Comics Character The Question. Using Unconventional Means of Crime Fighting, Walter Kovacs Fights Crime in An Alternate New York City in The Year 1985. Rorschach is the only vigilante who remains active after the passage of the Keene Act outlawed masked vigilantes. Rorschach investigates the murder of a man named Edward Blake, discovering that he is the Comedian, A Team Member Of The Watchmen, one of only two government-sponsored heroes. He believes that someone is picking off costumed superheroes. Eventually He Meets His Demise At The Hands Of Dr.Manhattan, Yet Another Member of The Watchmen. In The Movie "Watchmen" Rorschach is played by Jackie Earl Haley
Nite Owl: "There's a maintenance hatch that will let you out two blocks north."
Rorschach: "I remember. I used to come here often, back when we were partners"
Nite Owl: "Those were good times, huh Rorschach? What happened?"
Rorschach: "You Quit"
Rorschach: "I remember. I used to come here often, back when we were partners"
Nite Owl: "Those were good times, huh Rorschach? What happened?"
Rorschach: "You Quit"
by Who Watches The Watchmen February 13, 2010
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