ropey cacti

when you get out of the shower after a long period of time when you step out your dick is all shriveld up and the dead skin is all over the place and hurts when you touch it

ouch i got ropey cacti in my fingers

by HULKSMASH112233445566 April 27, 2009

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ropey donkey

maening very unwell,usually a mix of lots of alcohol and a dodgy donner kebab.not good.

man im feeling proper ropey donkey today,that girls fanjita must have done it.

by bossmanhugo January 2, 2005

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Ropey Bits

The stringey part of ejaculate that makes it hard to swallow.

Gladys tried to swallow his load but she kept gagging on the ropey bits.

by Morgon July 2, 2006

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ropey ribbons

A long awaited climax, almost to the point where it hurts. When it does happen, it appears as if ropey ribbons of jizz fly through the air.

Painted her headboard with ropey ribbons this morning....

by WinksMcgee July 13, 2017

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ropey old cunt

A leathery and rough old cunt.You might say a bit ropey.dopey old twat

DVD Chinaman:"you want animal?you want animal lovers 16?"
Grandad:"no thanks, the bird shagging the horse looks like she's got a bit of a ropey old cunt"

by Grandad October 1, 2007

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Ropey load(s)

When a man ejaculates in large quantities, multiple times and produces what looks to be long string like cum.

If you haven't seen a porn where Peter North hit a girl with his ropey load(s)from across the room your missing out.

I would cover that girl with my ropey load from here.

by Cat hat March 16, 2019

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