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In the deep dark jungles of Africa, two white explorers have been captured. After the tribal chief confers with the elders, sentence is passed. The chief turns to the two captives.
"Your sentence is... Death or Roo Roo!" The chief turns s to the first captjve. "What do you choose?"
"I am not dying today; I choose RooRoo."
The chief yells out "Roo Roo!" Massive numbers of natives pour out and sodomize the first captive.
The chief now speaks to the other captive. "What do you choose?"
"The hell with Roo Roo; I choose death."
The chief yells out "Death!" but the natives aren't sated yet.
"Roo Roo!" "Death!" "Roo Roo!"...
The chief thinks for a moment... " Roo Roo to death!!!"
In the deep dark jungles of Africa, two white explorers have been captured. After the tribal chief confers with the elders, sentence is passed. The chief turns to the two captives.
"Your sentence is... Death or Roo Roo!" The chief turns s to the first captjve. "What do you choose?"
"I am not dying today; I choose RooRoo."
The chief yells out "Roo Roo!" Massive numbers of natives pour out and sodomize the first captive.
The chief now speaks to the other captive. "What do you choose?"
"The hell with Roo Roo; I choose death."
The chief yells out "Death!" but the natives aren't sated yet.
"Roo Roo!" "Death!" "Roo Roo!"...
The chief thinks for a moment... " Roo Roo to death!!!"
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Roo-roo
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Roo-roo by Pinkrabbitofhappiness July 17, 2011
roo Roo ROO
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With a tear in his eye and a fist in the air a young man shouted, "roo Roo ROO" as his favorite sports writer destroyed his naysayers with the power of a well-constructed and well-supported argument.
roo Roo ROO by Debocalypse July 3, 2014