1. Saying, "I want to wear your ass as a hat!" when you mean, "Baby your butt looks good in those
apple-
bottom jeans."
2. Saying, "I love you" while standing with your girlfriend in a Sani-hut. Actually, saying "I love you" anywhere near (or within smelling distance of) a Sani-hut can be seen as romantical.
3. Telling your girlfriend that you want to
facebook the f*ck out of her.