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roman candle

It's when u hypnotize a chick to instantly go uncouncious when you are snipping your fingers,
you then have to fuck her really hard so she forgets about the time, and when you cum,...
you shoot your load into her face and in that very moment you snip your fingers, so her lights go out.
Then you fuck her again but only wake her up by snipping your fingers shortly before you cum again.
and than again you snip your fingers.

You'll have to repeat that about 10 or a dozen times, (phew thats hard I know)
but if you succeed the girl will be so happy with you,

because she thinks you are the most potent man on this planet.
And you only cum for her just a ... yap... a roman candle.
dude: hey, hows your new girl doin with ya?
you: Last week i gave her a special surprise, and this week... man cant tell you what fucked up things

she's doin for me now in bed!!
dude: hey WTF? what did you do to get that chick so horny?
you: hey man it's easy.. I just gave her the roman candle...
by skankpeter May 22, 2022
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roman candle

the act of deficating into the upper portion of a water filter there by muddying what they call the candle or filter.
" i think i got giardia from that roman candle"
by bosse September 16, 2005
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Roman Candle

When your girl is giving you some sick head lying on your back. Just as she senses your about to cum she lets go of the shaft causing your cock to point backwards. Thus causing your load to erupt in your face instead of hers.
My girl was giving me some intense head then humorously let go of my custard launcher causing my jiz to squirt in my face like a rogue roman candle.
by DoyleHargraves December 14, 2014
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Roman Candle

1. The act of doing a girl from behind, pulling out (similar the the flying houdini) putting your dick between her ass cheeks at a steep angle, and blowing you load. The final effect should be shots of jizz flying up, similar to a Roman Candle. Bonus points for landing it on the bitches head
Billy was raw-doggin it in Suzy, and, not wanted to knock her up, was prepared to just skeet on the bed. However, to spice things up, he instead did the Roman Candle, and proceeded to drop a huge load on top of Suzys head.
by lick.my.wick January 22, 2009
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Roman Candle

When you get a blow job while the other person has pop rocks in their mouth.
Why are you buying pop rocks?
I'm going to give that guy a roman candle.
blow job
pop rocks
by JPK and AWS October 7, 2010
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Roman Candle

When your loved one gracefully takes your balls in her mouth while hand stroking your jimmy at the precise moment of making a love puddle...
by Shaun Taylor! June 4, 2009
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the roman candle

this is when ethier a women or man.takes a lit cigarette or cigar.and uses it as a dildo on themself
give me the roman candle.i want to feel the burn in my anus hole.
by young bovice(shaded thoughts) February 23, 2009
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